Today, I went to my "not so technologically advanced" grandma's house to help her out with her computer. It appears she has very interesting conversations with the man who lives in the apartment above her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML
Today, my aged mother continued to complain about her computer issues to me. A relative, who is good at tech support, won't bother servicing her computer because whatever she does ends up bogging it down the next day, so I have to hear about it on the phone. FML
Today, I was teaching my grandma how to use her new tablet. After explaining and setting everything up, I left her alone to check her email. When I came back, she'd somehow "mistakenly" sent an email to our entire family with the subject line "Help! My grandson thinks I'm a dipshit and has kidnapped me!" FML
Today, I couldn't convince my grandmother that no matter how much she called AT&T, they will not come and fix her dead computer. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, someone I used to know got in touch with me, after I hadn't heard from him in years. He insisted that we met up as soon as possible, and wanted me to go to his house that afternoon. I spent the afternoon repairing his computer. Since then, no news. FML
Today, my grandparents visited. My grandpa kept getting off the couch and walking around to "stretch his legs." He kept kicking out my computer's network cable and messing up my game, smirking each time he did it. When I complained, my mom told me to shut up and show some respect. FML
Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML
Today, I walked over to my grandmother's house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year-old boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I was taking my boyfriend to meet my grandparents. They live on the 27th floor. Alone in the elevator we started making out. Turns out that there's a camera in the elevator, connected to every apartment. My grandma asked me how it was. FML
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takeapieandrun 9
At least give us some details... not this "interesting conversations" shit.
sthrr 6
Good for her!
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Comments (78)
CareFace 16
At least she's getting some..!
cc_the_beast 6
Yeah! Go Nanna!
marmlr339 14
picture that?
Doortje 30
Looks like someone needs to get a pair of sunglasses shoved up his/her throat.
knypny 0
usually things are shoved down the throat or up the ass. but never up the throat or down the ass
andruha1123 5
26, shit is usually shoved down the ass...
KingDingALing 9
Look, you guys, don't make me go back to shoving sticks up your asses again. I won't hesitate to do it either.
Doortje 30
Oops, you're right. Oh well, the desire to shove a pair of sunglasses up/down whatever body part is still there.
wisericky 12
turn the person upside down, then do the shoving.
KingDingALing 9
Sunglasses just aren't the same, Doortje... :(
SirHobnobs 0
We should all take a step back here to reflect on the consequences of those actions. And then we can decide with clear minds whether we need to shove the glasses 'up/down this person's rectum'
yoman305 0
A pair up the throat would hurt more.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
lmao
Flamehog9 0
caseis you suck at that joke, that's like the third time you've done it.
sthrr 6
Good for her!
Hanimon 0
Indeed, let the old lady have fun ;)
Southerndatageek 2
How is this FYL? Granny is getting her groove on. You should be happy for her.
Doortje 30
Ooh brrr. To think she'd sex with your grandpa once upon a time is something you rather not think about, and this is even worse :/
mightymart 5
idiot.. old ppl have as much right to have sex, and they do on a regular basis, grow the hell up...
Doortje 30
Did I say anything at all about OP's grandma not having the right to have sex? No, I didn't. I just stated that it's not something that people like to think about. But you probably do and that's why you got so mad.
KingDingALing 9
HAHAHAHAHA BURN! Excuse me...I still have the mind of a child.
andrealovvve 17
yea that's not a good picture in mind :l
gintori 0
I hope you didn't find something too disturbing!
Darcon 8
what does OP stand for?
Jimboom 12
So what? Your grandma's into some kinky shit? So what. Just because she is old doesn't mean she is dead. OAP's need some good lurvin too you know! ;-)
djrox11 0
whats an OAP? just wondering.... old ass person?
Jimboom 12
Ha ha. Close, but no. It's Old age pensioner/person
bigredmonkeybutt 30
you go nosing around you deserve what you see. you found nudes if her didn't you? bet you kept them.
Juliaa15 6
Anti-monkey butt powder!
takeapieandrun 9
At least give us some details... not this "interesting conversations" shit.
TheNewGuy03 29
whaaaat? you complainin' about her talking to the man upstairs? there's nothin' wrong with that! oh wait... |the kid|
yuggi1 11
How old is your grandma exactly OP? Because if she was 50ish I can totally see this happening. Haven't celebrities taught us the wonders of face lifting? Maybe your mind refuses to accept that your grams is a senior hottie.