Jules
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Anonymous
Beachwood, United States
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Out of Ice Cream
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Emily
Arlington, United States
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
j_babydoll6520
Australia
Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying, "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
confusedandnowsingle
Espoo, Finland
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
mish
Leominster, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Top comments
you_failed 15
Wow. Brutal. But maybe you should reconstruct his face and maybe, we'll see who's the ugly one in public.
pinklover24 13
I hope is next girlfriend dumps him like that.
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Comments (85)
birdboy1 0
cmart_1985 0
He is a boy not a man. Avoid little boys like that in the future. I'm sorry.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
The most attractive person in the world would look 'ugly' while crying. It's not like in movies when your eyes look all big and hurt and your face doesn't change colour and all you see are tears. No, in real life, no matter how pretty you are your face screws up. Your eyes swell up and go red. Your nose also goes red and sometimes starts running. So seriously, you could look like a supermodel and still have an unattractive cry face, it's just how we humans are. OP, your ex was just being a jerk about it and probably was just looking for a dumbass excuse to do it over the phone. Be glad you're rid of him.
pipinya 8
Good riddance, Jules!
ViviMage 40
My recently made fiancé dumped me over AIM. He didn't want a commitment, just lots and lots of sex.
nicky_8017 3
Everyone looks ugly when they cry. Men are just babies and can't handle anything