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Jules 21 February 2011, 07:59 United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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rotezora 2 September 2012, 12:44 Basel, Switzerland

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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Anonymous 27 November 2013, 16:28 Beachwood, United States

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML

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anonymous 12 December 2011, 00:01 United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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Anonymous 12 August 2009, 02:05 United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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Anonymous 27 September 2009, 12:17 United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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Out of Ice Cream 29 September 2015, 17:06 United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML

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Emily 3 January 2013, 06:42 Arlington, United States

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML

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j_babydoll6520 26 August 2011, 11:09 Australia

Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying, "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML

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confusedandnowsingle 28 June 2013, 12:23 Espoo, Finland

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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mish 22 September 2013, 20:41 Leominster, United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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you_failed 15

21 February 2011, 16:34

Wow. Brutal. But maybe you should reconstruct his face and maybe, we'll see who's the ugly one in public.

pinklover24 13

21 February 2011, 17:13

I hope is next girlfriend dumps him like that.

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fthku 13

21 February 2011, 19:37

FYL, he's a douchebag. But I seriously have to wonder, with so many of FMLs just like this, can't you girls tell a guy is a douchebag like that when you first go out with him? Even if he's not an asshole to you at first, it's not a good sign if he's an asshole in general.

ImaginaryFoe 1

21 February 2011, 20:20

Clearly I'm tired and cranky (sorry #5) but does it really matter? Why would you want him to watch you crying anyway? It was during an actual conversation and not via voicemail so you could still say what you had to say. Break-ups suck and there's just no kind way to do it that universally pleases. Granted it was unnecessary for him to insult and dump you at the same time but maybe that will speed the healing process.

Justine94_x 31

21 February 2011, 21:11

That's harsh. :(

Gummybears4life 0

21 February 2011, 21:37

OP, this should be the best day of your life. He's a moron and too much of a pussy to break up with you in person. Obviously, he's not worth very much.