Today, I had an hour-long massage, meditated for while and was finally feeling good. Then I had to call an ambulance for my idiot father who had managed to get alcohol poisoning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad finally met my girlfriend. Unfortunately, he was driving the ambulance that she was in, due to severe alcohol poisoning and was on the way to the hospital to have her stomach pumped. FML
Today, my father got drunk and became crazy. He just kept talking nonsense and swaying while walking. It seemed like he was going to vomit. I hate him being like this. FML
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
Today, I had to leave my ACT prep class ten minutes in to pick up my drunken father from his best friend's baby shower. I picked him up along with a bill for the damage. FML
Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML
Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML
Today, I drove 10 hours on a broken foot to get away, because my drunk dad decided to shove me to the ground multiple times, and now I have to get fusion surgery on my foot. I also found out he’s trying to get me arrested for burglary. FML
Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML
Today, my father got out of rehab for his alcoholism. This would be great if he hadn't started drinking the moment he got home. FML
Today, I was at my boss's house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4-foot cake before passing out. FML
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love_me_electric 20
Anyone who says OP is selfish has obviously never lived with someone who has alcoholism. It's extremely stressful, especially when they refuse to admit they have a problem and won't get help. And since OP is the one who had to call the ambulence I'm guessing she's also the one who usually ends up caring for his drunk ass when he's had a few too many. It's completely unfair for the father to put all that responsibility on his child, if anything I'd say he's the selfish one.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
So a man walks into a bar... ...his alcoholism is destroying his family.
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Comments (95)
Lufferkinz 0
From a massage...?
kenshinjapan 2
You're a bad daughter for thinking that taking your father to the hospital is an FML. How dare he disturb your relaxing morning with his dying and all...
404wan 19
**** you. Any father who drinks enough to give himself alcohol poisoning is a True piece of shit.
neondeath 0
smart and good-looking win
tootsie5790 0
oh wow....gd luck wif a dad like dat
Sazzers 0
Your dad's a moron.
AwkwardPolygon 0
Morons produce morality though... don't they?
vomitknife 0
Should have mailed a letter.
krondeau98 0
wow it dads afucktard
LissaMccracken 23
Have you been drinking as well!?
Lizza330 28
Well you could've let him die. Because that would be the alternitive if nobody got there in time. And that would've ruined more than your day.
blahblahblah5_x 13
Jheeze when will the parents grow up
BT14 5
wow
urdirtyolduncle 15
FHL
krondeau98 0
ikr
enoughgrace 4
tmai
Lufferkinz 0
FHHL.
IcyHell 0
Every one should google your avatar IMO.
mikegg 0
lol. dont do it!! at least not images..
krondeau98 0
retard
Jimboom 12
You could always have just introduced him to Mr Pukey and then gone back to your meditation.
neondeath 0
Uh no