Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying, "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Top comments
you_failed 15
Wow. Brutal. But maybe you should reconstruct his face and maybe, we'll see who's the ugly one in public.
pinklover24 13
I hope is next girlfriend dumps him like that.
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Comments (85)
traze 7
Now that's ****** up.
Jr23Alva 0
u must cry then lol sucks to be u:/ hey blahblah let me get your number(;
ily_19 0
lol
Synistiel 14
Someone's a bit desperate.......
CitrusGirl 0
Why are there so many bad kids in the world? You're better off without him, OP.
MaximilianMarche 0
we have the same birthdate. tho I'm 5 yrs older. only the second person I know that is on the same day
blo0_starZz 0
My two cousins have the same birthday but years apart. And my best friend's bday is exactly a day after me :)
blackshego 0
Hes nothing but an asshole, you deserve better
AnneFTW 17
Least you're rid of him now. You're better off.
creamcheese724 0
maybe you should look less ugly when you cry
TheShard1994 5
Either you're a drama queen or he's a pussy
rockon10 3
Good thing he's gone then.
bossybella 0
That evil