Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying, "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML
Today, I got a text message saying, "I'm sorry, I know it's our 4 month anniversary but it's not working out, I need to break up with you" followed by her complaining that I never call her as well. WTF? I haven't had a girlfriend for 6 months. FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
Today, I got break-up text. She called me a poor, broke, little dick, sorry excuse for a man and said that my mom should have swallowed me "as an egg". She also said that no one could ever want me. Thing is, I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years. FML
Today, my girlfriend had someone else dump me via text message. I knew it wasn't her because for once I wasn't being viciously insulted, and it wasn't written as if an illiterate baboon had taken a shit all over her keypad. I can't even feel happy about being rid of her. FML
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xGolBLiiN 1
reply back saying "its ok i was cheating on you too with your brother... oh and is he free this weekend?"
iAmScrubs 19
I've been dumped by a fair share of ghosts myself. It can be really emotional, but you will get over it.
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mdmenchaca 5
FIRST!!!!
iAmScrubs 19
I've been dumped by a fair share of ghosts myself. It can be really emotional, but you will get over it.
hailphire130 0
Casper said you didn't take it well.
TheCylonmaster 3
#19, FTW!
margie2194 12
Haha "you're ugly when you cry?" show me one person that's pretty when they cry, and I'll show you a good plastic surgeon.
MagicallyFat 12
#40 - Hermione Granger. Show me when she isn't pretty and I'll do something irrational. I dunno
margie2194 12
Emma Watson isn't a person. She's an extraterrestrial creature from the planet of hotness.
MagicallyFat 12
Haha she's perfect in every possible way. Even with that pixie cut or whatever it's called
burninnapalm 5
Eh, she's better with long hair...
EnEl_Infierno 15
What does FTW mean?
zaveeshaveesh3 7
^ it means **** the world
EnEl_Infierno 15
#69 FTW *faceplam* should of Googled it 1st.
Jammy01jams 2
40 - My girlfriend? Although I may be a bit biased...
chell1894 13
Must have been meant for Farrah on teen Mom
AnonymousTroll 2
UWell, if your penis gets cut off, your new name could be Nearly Headless Dick
baconpanini 2
Long hair, pixie cut or no hair, we all have something in common.. We'd smash her back doors in. GIVE ME SOME MANLOVE
waswashere 0
I bet the sex is weird
gojira666 7
FTW- For the win
pooyoyo 0
It actually means fill the waterhole or sometimes fiddle them wet
MangoRico1 1
I wonder how that person will feel when they show up for date with that sender
overthelimit 3
"have you been crying? cause you look really ugly today"
TheCylonmaster 3
#15, win!
xGolBLiiN 1
reply back saying "its ok i was cheating on you too with your brother... oh and is he free this weekend?"
TheiMightyKhaL 2
win
MagicallyFat 12
Don't wanna come of as mean but why is the OP sad the text wasn't meant for her. I'd mess around withthe sender of the text. And what kind of person breaks up with someone on the phone smh
Emmy_The_Great 2
What if the person whe sent the text was a girl?
MagicallyFat 12
The person who posted the FML goes by the name of j_baby doll. Or something like that. I just assumed
leadman1989 16
Even better >:)
leadman1989 16
No no no say "Oh and he's bigger than you... a lot bigger. LMAO"
kelseaboo 14
Either way you could still send the text back lol
meggs2209 0
Happens to the best of us! Lol. You shoulda went along with it though... Coulda had fun with that one.
SluggerJ 7
Yeah. Like you can't dump me I'm peragnet with you kid. lol j/k
mazochyst 10
She could have said she may be ugly when she cries, but he's always been ugly inside and out. :)
DawnMarie11 0
Wow, I feel sorry for the person who the text was actually menu for.
DawnMarie11 0
That's ment for sorry auto correct is a bitch.
iAmScrubs 19
It's actually "meant".
Koyo_fml 1
the word is actually spelled "meant".
SluggerJ 7
iPhone's are fun auto correct = drunk texting/spelling
hailphire130 0
"...you're ugly when you cry." lol That guy's a winner.
bassdredd 2
no actually he sounds like a ****** loser to me.
mysticalchimp 0
Oh how the irony is lost to you...
jellitonoctopus 19
It's okay, see the brighter side of things; at least you know you're not with an asshole that cheats & ball-less to breakup with his girls in person.
markrs 0
I'm sorry Miss. Jackson but...
cooterpie 11
never meant to make your daughter cry..
jemama 1
Because she's an ugly crier.
nellienicole 1
I apologize a trillion times.
ikickgingers 15
Lmfao at his text. Seriously need to use that line. FHL for breaking up with someone via text, but an A+ on the irony scale.
ironyisforlosers 0
I don't think you know what irony is...