Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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Argumental_Rhino 8
What an asshole. Poor dog also.
b0ngs 7
Celtic Yodelling Academy.
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Comments (160)
rashadmahmoud 4
Asshole!
DrMime 10
Anyone who is apart of PETA is a waste of space and needs to stop wasting our oxygen.
rubberduckie94 13
That text spelling would drive a grammar nazi crazy.
BrittRoxx101 7
You were working and he wasnt? Wow its good he left you deserve a better man
causticgirl 6
You should sic PETA on his ass. Take a pic of the dog and send it to their HQ along with dude's name and address
iFizzgig 11
I repeat, PETA is a joke.
wittygirl 8
PETA kills more dogs each year then a state dog pound... Seriously read about a company before you assume. You know what they say it makes an ass outta you.
causticgirl 6
Ok people. It was only a joke. I AM NOT affiliated with PETA and I DO NOT support PETA. It was only a joke. Actually I think they are a bunch of crazies. Now take a deep breath and let go of your collective outrage.
rinse087 0
Don't make a PETA joke then...
le_troll 0
Lol how creative
rinse087 0
Thank you Captain Obvious.
husky22 0
at least he took his time thinking of a clever way break up with u instead of dumping u over text or facebook or something
Calyx_fml 22
Change it to BOOYAH!
iFizzgig 11
Um...do you actually think the dog cares? Get it a sweater. It's no worse than those hideous "professional grooming" jobs people get for their dogs.
McNerdyNerd 8
It cooouuuuld care....I had a do that when she got shaved would hide under the bed for a day because she was so ashamed. =) We wouldn't have kept putting her through it, but she insisted on running through stickers and weeds...that dog could be scarred for life! =D
suckingatlife 9
I don't think that dog will get a walk anytime soon. poor thing