Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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Argumental_Rhino 8
What an asshole. Poor dog also.
b0ngs 7
Celtic Yodelling Academy.
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Comments (160)
willitz787 3
Thats elaborate!
bluebob13 10
People Eating Tasty Animals!!!
hateevryone 15
at least the dumbass was creative about it.
reddudeover 2
If this was a guy all the comments would be saying you MUST have done something to deserve it. -_-
MickGold 8
Poor dog. And you poor girl. I'm sorry, he wasn't worth your (or your dog's) time.
myobsession 6
Why do men always take it out on the dog? The dog spends time minding it's own business until an evil troll comes along and there's no escape.
chelseaaa92 7
Wow... How elaborate! Sorry:/
spacetravel 1
What an asshole
iiFrench_Fries 5
What a Wusss.. Should have told straight up instead of being fake. Poor dog :( ,, Thats an Asshole move.
TheNinjaBacon 8
Thats y u dump them before they dump u!!! Just kiddin