Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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Argumental_Rhino 8
What an asshole. Poor dog also.
b0ngs 7
Celtic Yodelling Academy.
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Comments (160)
MrSextastic 0
weird
opinionmaker 7
Maybe he was saying goodbye to only your dog! ... cheer up, your ex himself is a dog
Msg_Me21 1
Fyl guy is not worth your time
diesel1226 0
It's a dog eat dog world, or in this case a dog shave dog world.
melrose90210 10
Wow, both you AND your dog had to suffer. FYL
njsoule 0
A- for creativity
ottyscays 5
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
bubuguzman 0
What is "CYA" ?
Twisted_Angel 17
Go shave Punk in his back hair
vintage3113 6
...****, you must really be a bitch hahaha. Just kidding, of course. :)
rinse087 0
He's not kidding.