Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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Argumental_Rhino 8
What an asshole. Poor dog also.
b0ngs 7
Celtic Yodelling Academy.
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Comments (160)
inomnomdinosaurs 4
What if it meant " cool your Asian " and wanted to live in Chinatown but forgot to tell you. He will come back and you will eat noodles all day :)
pinkiepony 6
Maybe CYA stood for Cute, You Are? If not then you should sneak into his house and write KO on his head so that when he looks in the mirror it says OK. Good Luck.
jhb33 4
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fmlahahaha 5
What a dick. But at least he didn't take your dog.
WhiteLighting 0
Sucks for the dog
anon_anon_anon 1
If someone would do something like that you're definitely waaay better off without them. Guys like that asshat are ten a penny you'll find someone better in time. :) Also OMG who does that to a poor dog?!
JayJavaMonsterr 10
I can't think of any other way to put this: That's effed up. Guys friggin suck -.-
ADHA15 5
Creative
76transam 0
I have a feeling theres more to the story than that.... Why did he do that what did you do to him? Was it his best friend or his brother? What?