Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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Argumental_Rhino 8
What an asshole. Poor dog also.
b0ngs 7
Celtic Yodelling Academy.
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Comments (160)
darwinism 30
If you see his parked car use a key to write "bye" on it. Only fair since you didn't get the chance to say it in person.
guitarbeast 22
At least he didn't shave Pce bro…
b0ngs 7
He sounds like a douche. Not worth your time Op if he cant even break up with you face to face.
SoSickWithIt 14
well technically he broke up with her, body to face.
ssst42 1
The poor dog!! So immature.
cBlackout 13
I think the girl might care a little more than the dog does...
KatieKupcake4195 9
Dude, FYLSH (**** Your Life So Hard).. :( I'm so sorry. If you're gonna break up with someone at least have the balls to do it in person. Not by a phone call, a text, or by shaving "CYA" on an innocent animal who didn't do anything wrong. I'm sorry OP. You're too good for that jerk anyway
hellaflushfa5 6
TLTTWNIMA (the last thing this world needs is more abbreviations) But thanks for comin' out sport.
kristinemichelle 5
Poor dog:( and what an asshole.
immaMonsta 8
You gotta give it to him, at least he was creative about it.
iFizzgig 11
PETA is a joke
potterag 0
I guess CYA is better then **** You. That would be much more difficult to explain and hide.FYL
williamcarter93 13
Oh so ghetto
maskedman 9
What does "CYA" stand for? Oh God, please don't tell me this is slang for "see ya" because "see ya" isn't short enough. I think I'm going to throw up.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yes it is "see ya". Here's a complementary airline Vomit Bag. You're going to need it...
maskedman 9
Thanks, dude.
TheNewGuy03 29
It's actually the sound ninjas make when they're lopping your head off with the force of a speeding bullet. |the kid|
saidoh_fml 26
I had to look it up to find out what it meant in this context, because in my line of work it means cover your ass, which doesn't quite fit here.