Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year broke up with me. Completely crushed, I spent an hour gathering up everything he ever gave me. Then he calls back to say how stupid he was and how he wanted me back. I was ecstatic. An hour later he figured out he was okay with his first decision. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
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heartlessagony 0
At least you're not with him anymore.
spicayyy 0
fyl
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Comments (193)
spicayyy 0
fyl
jillz 0
no, f the cat's life
thor89 0
what a pussy (the cat)
swglol 0
He loves the cat more than he loves u.
swglol 0
Sorry I mean loves. Need to correct myself before people starts correct my grammar. lol
spicayyy 0
lol like snickerdoodles would.
MillerP 0
lol
ElMarkino 0
ha, did he try to bribe you?
keenan61194 4
if he really loves the cat then it's not that suprising.
paigeatsflesh 11
aww. that's sadd. you should give him the cat back): I feel bad when guys cry.
BeeSkwaird 0
It always comes down to /who gets the kids?/!
beau11 0
haha u were unloved he probaly only dated u cause he loved the cat
DarkStriker 0
He cheated on the OP.... with the cat XD
MetroidSlayer01 8
#7 is very observant. I never would have been able to figure that out on my own.
laschneider 0
he only wanted your pussy?
XxDeathCardxX 1
so how is that a fml for you?
XYZzzzzzzz 0
fhl. cats are great. if i had to give mine away i would be sad too
jamie_leeann23 0
fhl indeed poor little fella. :(
Tht_one_crazyj 0
u monster taking back the cat think of the kitty!!!!
bleedinginside 0
fcl cuz the cat has to choose between u two
elfboyz 1
#56 WIN
ladykat 0
You aren't a monster! It's your cat... he's the one that broke up with you!! You need the cat to console you and cheer you up. Let him have a broken heart over the cat.
Finishstrong 0
Lol @ #56! that's what I was thinking!
SwiftCashew 0
half the cat.
iazy9 14
no offence butcha look a wee bit like a nerdy justin beiber
Felendris 0
well... at least he was truthful. be happy. your cat is awesome apparently! :D
LinsKitty 0
hahaha
PsychoMerk 0
#103's pic made me salivate and crave Outback >_>
woofis 0
lol agreed #111 and fhl for losing the cat!
Ouroboros_fml 0
you should find out how many cats are destroyed at the humane society daily, and use it as an argument for him to go get his own cat. tell him to think about how many cats, not dissimilar to your own, are put to death everyday.
madmonkeykilla 0
I no what a punk ass white boy ****** needs to grow a pair **** that chick to **** um
flufffypants 0
The man likes your pussy
bubbarific 0
ydi for not giving him the pussy and I'm not talkin bout the cat
Itstrickyyxx 6
i wouldnt let him keep MY cat. hah, esp. if he cried about it. that just aint me.
Felendris 0
be jealous of my awesome taste :D lol
kingace 0
how dare you take the cat... ydi
M4V3R1CKR13 0
#3 Win ^^
StoryOfTheYear 15
he broke up because he's GAY, explains teh cat- crying part
u_killed_kenny_ 0
yep #7, that's completley true
conrad01 6
trading up on pussys
NoDeath 0
He broke up with u to go after the cat
topherweaver 0
bitch haha
quelbaby 0
um.. pageatsflesh.. why would she give him the cat when it's her cat ? u said she should give it BACK to him, but it was never his, it's her pet..
yogibear777 0
i would of done the same if it was a doggy
Peacemaker9 7
lol he deaserved it
hisbaby75 0
lol @ #3!!!
NotMeh 0
Lol.
PrimeStarscream 30
Sucky situation there.
heartlessagony 0
At least you're not with him anymore.
RODEOqueen 0
True... But this sort of thing happens all the time. The cat has obviously been staying with him since she's "taking it back", so he's had a year and a half to bond with it. F(his)L for losing something he had a real bond with... And that doesn't make him a loser, I know lots of guys that would be upset if someone took their dog, he just happens to be a cat person.
Dont_Explain 3
He sounds like he'd have stayed with you just for that cat, so FHM... Not really FYL, people break up all the time and the person who breaks it off generally doesn't feel bad immediately (if ever), so it's normal.
yoourface 0
HE'S GAY.
a1s 3
I have to agree with #50. How petty do you have to be to take away someone's cat? (note that this isn't like taking someone's favorite painting or stuffed animal, cats form very strong attachments!)
peytonnloveszacc 0
**** your life.
itsmeyippie 0
I read one like this but she was moving away for collage and her dad only cried when she took the cat
scrapytiger3 0
hahahahha
fball913 0
pussy bitch of a guy
PuddlePuppy 8
Just let him keep it, I'm sure that's all the pussy he will ever get :)
GinandJenkem 0
Wow, what a bitch.
Monikabug 9
Him, or her?
GinandJenkem 0
Probably him.
crackiebob 0
her
jacqueline101 0
HIM
ImaginaryFoe 1
Her
loski87 4
him and her
lajaynay 15
him, her, AND the cat.
a1s 3
no, the cat is a Molly.
tyrellaraven 0
hahahaha!!!!!!
Bubblegums_fml 0
perhaps the problem is in you
drewbell 0
it was probably in her...alot...but then she broke up with it. FYL OP.
applesmoothiee 2
hahaha ew
Fminetoo 0
OP, please tell where in Ohio this happend, it sounds like a story ive heared from a friend! I live in Ohio
hitfaceonbrick 0
fyl 15 Ohio is gross
BbYhRtLsS 0
Awww! What a Pansy!!! But I'm not gonna lie. I'd be devistated if my puppy got taken from me