Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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Argumental_Rhino 8
What an asshole. Poor dog also.
b0ngs 7
Celtic Yodelling Academy.
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its_always_wrong 0
Animal abuser!! You can do better.
Kelshles 1
Maturity plus! Poor you, & your poor dog! Sometimes people do us the favour of exiting our lives for good reason.. Chin up ;)
reilyn 10
Not FYL, F your dog's L.
TheMystery13 13
1. Beg for him to come back. Offer gifts. 2. Seduce him and give him the best sex of his life. 3. When he's passed out, carve CYA into his ballsack with a razor. If his dick gets in the way, cut it off. Animal abusers piss me off more than anything in this world.
doglover100 29
He's a jerk and rude. Poor dog.
newburton13 26
Could be worse. He could've kidnapped the dog.
MSDemonslayer 5
File a lawsuit against him
kellie_carrick 9
what does "CYA" mean?
brianna1494 27
See ya'? I think. :P
MrZed_fml 11
What an asshole! Call the cops
JudgeComrade 17
Why would he leave you a message saying "Cover Your Ass"?