Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
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Argumental_Rhino 8
What an asshole. Poor dog also.
b0ngs 7
Celtic Yodelling Academy.
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Comments (160)
wildfiresgirl 7
That is so ironic because we use the acronym "CYA" where I work which means, "Cover Your Ass" hahaha
jackson41 4
Fy dogs life. Poor puppy. Nasty dude! B glad he is gone!
AugustBurnsToast 14
How creative and assholish of him
canzonetta 16
Poor dog!
Adula 14
He's an asshole. You should be glad you're no longer with him, now you can find someone better.
Gandretti 0
Thats messed up. What a dick
BaconBoy75 2
CYA=cover your ass? Perhaps I'm too old.
Crollo 2
CYA as in "See ya later"
FMyDave 0
That dog must've been drugged or lazy as **** for him to be able to cut that in a dogs hair.
Joey01616 0
Gather up piles of your dogs poo and stack it on his front door saying "OK"
ironwolf56 5
Sounds like your boyfriend has some issues; probably saved you some stress all this. Sorry about your dog though.