Duckzy
United States
Today, I was awoken by the sound of my pet lizard eating my other pet lizard. FML
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Duckzy 16
Hey guys, OP here. I just wanted to say a few things, first off, I was awoken by the sound of the lizards running around in their habitat, not by cries or crunches or whatever. Secondly, the lizards were the same size and opposing genders so I was told to put them together by the person who sold the lizards to me. Lastly, unfortunately by the time I got to them, the other lizard (Female in case you were wondering) was already half inside of the other's stomach.
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djurmel89 30
Oh how sad. But you know what they say: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
DraconicFeline 31
Yeah, that's a pretty common thing with some reptiles. Poor lizard :(
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Comments (102)
DrCheese 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Cannibalism :)
completerubbish 17
More like canniba-liz-m!
incoherentrmblr 22
#11 FTW. Brilliant!...
alitairi 18
cannibalizardman?
DraconicFeline 31
Yeah, that's a pretty common thing with some reptiles. Poor lizard :(
MrSassypants 34
Actually, the lizard was not poor, it was quite wealthy. That's why the other lizard ate it, so it can claim the insurance money.
Nexpecto 28
Two will enter, only one shall eat!
MrSassypants 34
It's a lizard eat lizard world.
Retaheki 27
I swear, it's like #24 stays up for hours finding out witty comments.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
haha well he IS mrsassypants
TCRII 30
Was it the crunching or the belching that woke you?
cakefete2 31
OP was awoken by the lizard calling the waiter for the check.
jbombdighetty 11
the moaning of course. This was obviously not an act of cannibalism, but an act of love.
mr_aaaaaaaa 12
Would one day u wake up by the sound that your lizard eating your body....?
garrett_8614 14
Nature is just so beautiful
djurmel89 30
Oh how sad. But you know what they say: Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
thecrizzy 16
He was only trying to save you 15% on car insurance... But sorry OP
Duckzy 16
Sad that I posted this first?
Nilorak 24
Sure you did...
Duckzy 16
I have the pictures not that it really matters, mine was rejected right when this was posted
Jasim 17
Lizardism!
WoldowJR 25
*cannibalizardm
Nilorak 24
No
mattrd_fml 31
How rude. Then lizard needs to learn some matters and eat a little more quietly.