Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML
Today, I was late for class and I had to run to catch my bus, which only stops near our house twice a day. I made it to the doors just as they closed, and the bus drove away… with my sweaty reflection staring back at me in the moving bus door window. FML
Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML
Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML
Today, I was on a very crowded bus, standing near the back door. People had to get off at the stop, and being near the door, I had to step off the bus, allowing the people to exit. I was about to enter back into the bus, the door closed and the bus driver took off, leaving me stranded. FML
Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML
Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML
Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML
Today, I was running to the bus stop to catch the bus. The bus driver smiled, waved, and drove away without letting me get on. FML
Today, a car backfired as I waited for my bus and I screamed, thinking I'd been shot. The only thing more humiliating than that was the pissy underwear I had to go back home to change out of. FML
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mutantcow 0
so you were gonna get on the bus with only your boxers on?
relyo 0
We've been meaning to talk to you. We think you might have a drinking problem.
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Comments (60)
isabelle99_fml 0
tht sux
FireNinja 3
that's when you know you need coffee YOU ALL LOST THE GAME
averageirishman 0
FECK YOU!!!
gotdapowa 0
fireninja- screw u!
ydiftw 0
Was ypur penis sticking out of your boxers? And l2 pants
reyemrein 0
You didn't notice the bus was yellow
ydiftw 0
I use to think they were orange. Sight fail on my part O_o
trizzieb 0
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground!
Philosophic 0
In Soviet Russia, bus chases you down in your boxers. :|]
scarletdragonfly 5
Hey, they were frightened for a reason. I wish I had seen this.. I would have taken pictures.
taintpainter 0
retard.
anorangebaby 1
someones getting arrested
daniel1_1 13
lol
deathcab7 0
the "game" is stupid. i hope it dies. eff its whole damn exsistence. ...that is all.
Str84rumBK 0
what game? lol
Pearljammer001 0
(bus driver; 1) (you; 0)
gotdapowa 0
all right, now I will explain the rules of "The game" to every one because she is bitching about it. now the object of the game is to not think about the game. for example, if someone comented i lost the game, whoever looked at the comment thought of it, meaning that they lost too. now this game is not over until the prime minister of britan clearly says "the game is over" As he Does not know this game exists, it continues. hope this helped! ...too bad u all just lost :P
inuyashagirl 0
this is the funniest fml Ever!!!!!!!!
samantha_durano 6
I agree with #1.
colonel_samders0 0
this should definitely be made into an illustrated fml
PinkAyame 0
hahahaha
blitzen123 0
Those poor kids!
junolee 0
did the kids like it?
tristan1001 0
some of them are orange
Cristaderzi 0
In my Fathers Birthplace of Iraq bus chases you down in boxers and blows up!!! LOL
PedoBearSaysYES 0
lol no it doesn't suck I do that all the time excet nakid :D glee
cab227 2
been playing the game since 6th grade. I love making people lose.
mutantcow 0
so you were gonna get on the bus with only your boxers on?
ImaginaryFoe 1
This was obviously not a well thought out plan. I'll go ahead and let you blame it on the adrenaline because your name is great. Next time, just acknowledge that the bus won.
LTMcleod 0
I say fake, not even an FML, if anythings an FML, it should be your lack of witt.
hobsonbrendan 0
wow. you fail at life
crazytrick11 0
dude is that a guy hugging u?
Fedor_is_KING 0
That would just be wrong, morning wood, in his boxers AND he is chasing after a bus full kids? Some random person might just whoop his ass for that.
Rosalie_Haostn 0
or....a girl with manly arms?
knockasauras 0
He's carrying his husband in his arms
MF12 0
does it matter?
nomnommonster 0
yes, yes it does. it's a very curious photo. gots me thinking. :D
iSwag 0
lol @17 that's what I was thinking...so seriously what's up with the pic?
ambrz 0
#72 I love ur lips;)
relyo 0
We've been meaning to talk to you. We think you might have a drinking problem.
nuked 0
This sounds like some really lame 'comedy' from the 90's.. I call BS.
awkwardpalmtree 0
I hope you had some pants on
cookie_monster2 0
STFU snicks. I never had any problem with you but now your getting on my nerves.
Rosalie_Haostn 0
snick is right though.....he oviously DIDNT have pants on if he ran out in only boxers.....jeez
scarletdragonfly 5
Or maybe he's such a failure he had his boxers over his pants. ^^
jojo9772 0
haha that's silly
ChiTownSharon 4
your life sucks
crazytrick11 0
wow ur an idiot
iwillalwaysydi 0
if you had morning wood, fyl. Otherwise, ydi...