rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
thedancer5
Canada
Goodbye
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Emily
Arlington, United States
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML
Awkwardly_dumped
You got mail
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Jackie
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using the "it's not you, it's me" speech with a slight variation, saying instead, "It's not me, it's you. And yes, I meant to say it that way round." FML
ish
United States
Broken
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Top comments
ZingZilla 8
anyone think that this is the most original way to dump someone ever imagined? sucks to be you but kudos to your ex for originality.
iAmScrubs 19
Drive around with the notes on. When someone honks at you, just point at the notes. When you get in an accident, point at the notes. When you decide to drive your car through a mall just for the fun of it, point at the notes. The notes are the solutions to all of your problems.
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Comments (127)
Theirishjew69 0
What a jerk
WellThatsMe 0
Do the same to his car, except with sharpie. And hearts. (:
natsirt3 4
and he didn't even do it in person....atleast he's creative though(:
Chigagigaroo 0
That guy honestly has no life.
kitty61487 0
Someone has no life. Lol
Clay_K 17
You must have done something to deserve that. I can't imagine anyone being so cruel for no reason.
rplovez 9
aha I called him a bitch :p he was one of those typical momma's boys who had no balls :/ it was super super annoying :/
melinaclover10 0
OMG my cousins car also got posty noted! but in the front it said hello, and in the back it said "HONK IF YOU HAVE A DONK":] but your boyfriends $h!* then;P
Buzzy123 7
Where the notes the color kind or the boring plain yellow?
twisted54 1
Yellow is a color...:)
rplovez 9
Just boring yellow :( I mean common, he spent all the time writing them, he should have at least made it look nice right?
CoffeeZ 0
Lmao! That's alot of work to break up with someone. Face-to-face would have been ten minutes. I'm impressed my your new ex. FYL
SolemnlyLove 7
it boggles my mind why girls go out with jerks/retards... Nice guys really do finish last
False_Stupidity 42
They generally don't find out that he is a jerk/retard until later.
twisted54 1
Nice guys don't finish last. They just don't finish first...:)