Today, I accidentally walked in on my son giving head to his husband. FML
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Hi, I am the person who wrote this, and I wanted to cover something up. My son and his husband were visiting me and my wife to help out with cleaning the house, so they were staying over for a bit. I didn't think to knock on his door because I thought he was alone, since he earlier told me that his husband was out to get some supplies since we were running low. Obviously I didn't think he was back yet, so hence that situation occurred. My wife thought it was hilarious, though, and she got a great kick out of it. I panicked when I wrote this without much context, and it bothered me so yup I came back. Thats it everybody
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bass_ftp 12
Initially I read 'my husband' and I was like 'wtf'.
azouwa 26
Back out quietly. Give them half an hour. Knocking. It's a wonderful idea. Try it.
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bass_ftp 12
Initially I read 'my husband' and I was like 'wtf'.
azouwa 26
I read the same at first. lol
azouwa 26
Back out quietly. Give them half an hour. Knocking. It's a wonderful idea. Try it.
G_15948832 2
Hi, I am the person who wrote this, and I wanted to cover something up. My son and his husband were visiting me and my wife to help out with cleaning the house, so they were staying over for a bit. I didn't think to knock on his door because I thought he was alone, since he earlier told me that his husband was out to get some supplies since we were running low. Obviously I didn't think he was back yet, so hence that situation occurred. My wife thought it was hilarious, though, and she got a great kick out of it. I panicked when I wrote this without much context, and it bothered me so yup I came back. Thats it everybody
peithecelt 28
you are an adult man, you know that privacy does not mean there is not a penis out. knock.
T1A2Z3 35
Why wouldn't you knock if you thought he was alone??
chosha_fml 27
Definitely knock before you enter, even if he’s alone. :)
pjsr 33
I can certainly see why you wanted to cover it up. I’m sure it was a lovely one, seeing as he is your son, but still...
VeryAnnoyed481549 11
same 😁
openawhole00 6
I think one of your sons posted A FML not too long ago. Sorry O.P. but you have more than one gay child
manofmerr 27
damn it, you beat me to it.
DanielleinDC 34
Unless he was in a public room of your house, ******* KNOCK FIRST. YDI.
WHSKitty 7
My mother would’ve said it was her house so she didn’t have to knock...
bigdaddyeric 37
You sound to me like a great loving Dad after reading your 2nd Post and your Son is lucky to have you as his Dad. His husband is pretty lucky too 😉
dexter420 21
Once they are 18 you can’t just barge in to their house or room. I found my neighbor dead today.
ARISKomuniszt 24
My condolences.
Davros 12
What the hell made him think it was ok to give a BJ in your house?
Davros 12
to the 12 people who down voted, you realize they were NOT in their own house right?
UnknownFrenchy00 7
It’s still his family home, I don’t see the problem there
GoogieWithers 25
Knock before entering the room
amarie2009 22
Even though you thought he was alone, you could have knocked, common curtesy!
WHSKitty 7
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