Today, I went to visit my alcoholic father. He remembered to ask me how my dog Reggie is, but could not remember the name of "my pal." My "pal" is also my wife of four years. FML
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Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML
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Today, my estranged, alcoholic father decided to tell me I have a sister. After 30 minutes of him describing how beautiful she is, how much we look alike, and how she has lived one town away from me her entire life, I was excited to the point of tears. Too bad she died a year ago. Thanks dad. FML
Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML
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Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML
Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML
Today, my father got out of rehab for his alcoholism. This would be great if he hadn't started drinking the moment he got home. FML
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ZingZilla 8
could have been worse. could have referenced your wife to the dog instead.
Doortje 30
Get your dad some help, instead of bitching about it on FML.
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Comments (51)
ZingZilla 8
could have been worse. could have referenced your wife to the dog instead.
Keyman1212 14
...What were you trying to say, #1?
SunnyUserName123 5
Could have called the dog his wifes name, I think.
enonymous 9
WTF get back to the real subject OP how the **** is Reggie?!?
EvilPotato 15
So, dogs are cool.
sxe_beast 11
@9 - I think 1 was trying to make a joke about OP's wife being a dog?!
Blissfull_Sin 7
Lmao 18 is funny
IscoreOnU 19
He's got a problem. I wouldn't feel bad about him referencing that. I'd be worried about his problem.
SunnyUserName123 5
Booze ***** with your head.
roobin302 0
nu uh thats horseshit. crack will !
marmlr339 14
They both will if they are used too frequently
j_cat187 20
Drugs are fine unless you abuse them. It is fun to experiment just play it smart.
marpay 11
At least he asked about "your pal" he could of forgotten about her completely.
JweezyBreezy 5
He'll be in the doghouse now.
kingkaid 4
Chillin' with Reggie.
Doortje 30
Get your dad some help, instead of bitching about it on FML.
Doortje 30
Yeah, I was quite disappointed in myself too, seconds after I hit 'Spill the beans!'. :(
marinus_fml 20
Shit goes down when Alan gets disappoint.
Doortje 30
Just.. please don't hit me again, dadd-- I mean Alan :(
tehaustiebear 34
Are you trying to tell me people shouldn't post FMLs on FML, and that they should start taking care of their buisness? What's this world coming to..
ThreeSheetsGone 12
20- just stfu. Sorry, but someone had to say it.
emmers091 4
he's been an alcoholic since I was little, and I have spent my fair share of time visiting him in rehab. so i'm pretty sure i have a right to post an fml that he doesn't remember my wife's name.
tehaustiebear 34
28- The idea of FML is to share the grief or laugh at their expense, not to tell people how pathetic they are for being on FML. That just goes against everything the site is about. Sorry you're so self-righteous.
LakersFanatiC 3
Wow he doesnt give a f$ck anymore. Did he asked you to bring him his pack of 24s for the day ?
BeatlesObsessed 12
Douche.
ripjohnlennon 5
The Beatles kick ass!
jarlaxle1138 3
BeatlesObsessed eh? +10 internets for you!
azcardinals1307 2
Just focus on the good... at least he remembers your dog's name
KoreanFanned 0
o yeah now i remember! his name is Fido!
cali_dude 5
In-laws don't always give a **** about each other. It's to be expected.