Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
Today, I was saying goodbye to my boyfriend before I got on my bus. As I turned to get on, the door closed on my face. I knocked on the door. The driver looked at me, and while still staring at me, drove off. FML
Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML
Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, I was on the bus going to formal for my sorority. I was sitting in the 5th row of the bus when I felt raindrops on my face coming through the open window. I then realized it wasn't raining, but the girl in the 1st row was throwing up out her window and it was coming back in through my window. FML
Today, I sat right next to the door on the bus. When I went to get up, a man tripped and pushed me down the exit door stairs. I fell down and broke my ankle. While tending to my ankle, the bus doors closed and my backpack with my laptop, notes and calculator drove away. FML
Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML
Today, while riding the bus, the person next to me broke into a coughing fit. Fortunately, he covered his mouth. Unfortunately, he used my arm. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
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xXshadowrollerXx 6
Stuff like this gets me and angry. I know there is still a feeling of male dominance in the world, have some ******* respect, you don't just hit women, or anyone for that matter, for no reason. That guy was just an asshole, I hope someone taught him a lesson:
rallets 23
i saw "raped" at first o_O
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Comments (215)
ArielTheMermaid 17
ouch :( first :D but that sounds painful
wisky_fml 5
pines, u be full o shat
Jaimegirl 7
I know it does D: sorry, OP!
WOW_BS 0
first
WOW_BS 0
shit
strizz18 0
actually second.. nice try though
13yearoldboy 0
lol
ERich331 3
haha that really sucks op :/
Black_Dynamite 0
Another friendship burdened by Kung-Fu treachery!
rallets 23
i saw "raped" at first o_O
CryMoreFMLs 15
So did I.... Wierd..
fightin4fun 0
I woulda hit him and broke his
dolphincheddar 10
some people hate rappers. he probably liked heavy metal
YacL 15
Lol, a lot of people probably thought it said raped. I sure as hell know I did.
deliciouscake 3
I saw rapped rather than rape because the context, and I'm not too immature lol.
Iknoweverything 29
Did he at least ask you to stop first? Because if he asked you to stop first, YDI. If not, he's a douche that should have someone violently rap his head.
xo_kat_xo 0
52-me too. ...weird...
mrsflinstone 0
no more rapping windows for op.
GeneralGreivous3 0
116- no more raping windows for op. :3
i_love_grrr 0
rape!!!!! giggity
pwincessa23 1
I was about to hit the "ydi" because I saw the same thing as 52. oops
FreakoHolm 6
Gotta say, OP deserved it for rapping...
thedrummer 0
82, I love your picture. ;u;
xTrue25 0
you are one ugly looking dude.
xTrue25 0
comment to 52 - rallets
Snowstar 0
88- *rape
Davyy 0
It would hurt to rape a window.
PurpleRae420 0
BEAT HIS ASSSSS did he even know your a chich? And if he did yah he deserves his ASS BEAT THE **** D O W N!!!! Men hurting ANY woman in ANY way phyisicaly deserves the WORST beatdown of their LIFE!!!!!
dolphincheddar 10
you forget that a woman probably can't even hurt a man in the slightest bit without hitting the genitalia which we are more than capable of protecting
dre_bro11 12
At least the windows ok.
james_aka_frosty 3
you should deck that mofo
Carli_M 8
Oh ya I rape windows all the time....
aaronfuegopop 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
boom
YacL 15
Head shot!
samadams42 0
+50
KiddNYC1O 22
I miss MW2. Damn PSN.
j_cat187 20
boom bitty bie bie take one step u all gona die
nucky_fml 5
one shot kill+headshot +100
13yearoldboy 0
ow. btw does anyone else hear the voices?
BAMF519 0
wow ur name tells alot ur a 13 year old boy?
ripjohnlennon 5
no he's a 40 year old guy
ky765 0
the 40 year old virgin to be exact
forgettingsunday 0
what happens when you turn 14?
Queene2599 6
83 what if u remember Sunday?
KingDingALing 9
I hear the voice of a 13yearoldboy, and frankly, I want to strangle him.
fox333 0
I always hear the voices they talk to me, and I talk back they are real you know, they are in my brain!!!
j_cat187 20
#78 do u agree american phyco II is the best song on that album?
Heather_x0x0 6
american psycho 2 is legit. but my band is my favorite....just sayin...
MyHandIsADolphin 0
2 fails
BigBoiToys 0
**** that guy up you pussy break his face... An eye for an eye
Chej 0
Makes the whole world blind.
bac4mor1 0
You mean a nose for a face?
TheBestAround23 13
I don't do an eye for an eye. it's more like an eye for your life. I don't **** around
Heather_x0x0 6
first off....NO ONE cares if you're first! op: I'm guessing you meant tapped...?
ArielTheMermaid 17
tapping on a window is the same as rapping on one
wisky_fml 5
no you can rap on a window
Heather_x0x0 6
oh wow...I just learned something new today...
Plasmaxyz 5
Who raps on windows?
BigBoiToys 0
I think he meant tapped
BaskenRobin 2
Rapping on a door or window means knocking hard or fast
Barney_Rubble_75 0
OP meant rapped. it means a knuckles connection (not like a punch), like a door knock but usually just one quick connect.
TheDoctorsAdvoca 2
your mom raps on my window hahaha
MrSexyPants 14
37 wtf? I laughed only because you put "hahaha" at the end of your own comment.
360XBOXFTW 0
I don't think people understand. He was literally standing on a window and rapping.
360XBOXFTW 0
*she
pyper87 0
maybe he meant tapped on the window? not rapped. just a spelling mistake. who says " I was rapping on a window and...." that just sounds stupid.
Plasmaxyz 5
Well if he meant tapped then what happening with the moderating process? I thought this would be either denied or at least edited before posting. Rapping on windows... PFFT
Jonkbaby 23
lmao 142
jackthekeeper 24
I spit fire at windows all the time, is that not normal?
zacharytk72 5
wtf? rapping on a window? lol
jakel121 0
If you don't know what that means then you should get a dictionary out. If you did know, then your comment made it seem as if you don't.
sickjairo 7
it means to strike something to get attention
irishchick7848 0
America's illiterate people make me laugh. this isn't an advanced word.
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
She was goin Slim Shady on that bitch!
Heather_x0x0 6
159 WIN!
docscientist 10
149, who the **** says 14 is American? There are plenty of illiterate people in all countries around the world, you fool.
360XBOXFTW 0
166 Yes but Americans are fat and stupid. (jokes)
irishchick7848 0
you might be one of them
techweed 12
he's rapping on yo windows he's snatching yo people up
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
...and hide ur husbands, cuz they rappin on erybody out here.