Today, my boyfriend bitched me out for being too controlling. Apparently, not only am I being unreasonable by not wanting him visiting strip clubs with his friends, I'm also just "looking for excuses to get mad" at him. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my drunk boyfriend flipped out and told me I was a total control freak, and that he couldn't handle how weird and clingy I am. All I did was ask if his phone was charged. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, my husband and I went out to dinner. I caught him writing down his number for the waitress. When I confronted him, his response was, "What? I'm not allowed to have friends?" and threw a fit over my "irrational paranoia." I had to walk home in the cold, because he kicked me out of the car mid-argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML
Today, my girlfriend said I make too many demands of her, and that I'm being unreasonable, I’m sorry but when dating surely it’s reasonable to expect conversation, intimacy, date nights, sex on occasion. Basically, if it’s not sitting on TikTok or Instagram, anything I want she says is “unreasonable.” FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML
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Top comments
Richard16 0
Get your self a male stripper... :)
my_usagi 0
Going to strip clubs and getting hard to girls taking off their clothes and dancing on your lap is cheating. It's different than ****. So, if you don't mind your bf watching girls strip at a club, what's the difference between that and him going over to his friend "sarahs" apartment so she can strip for him and give him a dance? What it's not like he's sleeping with her, right? If he thinks she's psycho for that. Then she can go dance naked and cocktease men, and if he doesn't like it, then he's "psycho".
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Comments (336)
heyred 11
He's paying to look at some well-used pussy. So what?
stupidpollock 4
Wouldn't want to be #162 bf couldn't watch R rated movies
underguarded 20
Tell him he can go but he has to get tested afterward ?? I dunno, my boyfriend has the option to go. I don't care if goes. You should be able to trust your boyfriend enough to let them have fun even if there are half naked girls. Are they touching them? No. Are they having sex with them ? No. Are they sexually touching them? No. It's just eye candy for males. I could go on about this topic but the main point is, if you can't handle him having fun then you shouldn't be dating . Not to say that he's acting any more mature then a 5 yr old over the situation.
underguarded 20
The first sentence is a joke
nomad542 4
my girlfriend did the exact same thing to me on the weekend
Esgcbj620 1
Are you dating my ex? Haha. I agree with you though. My current bf respects me 100% and would never go to a strip club. He wouldnt want some guy shaking his junk in MY face.
meintx2001 1
OP, a friend explained it like this. Guys like to talk shit with their friends, he can't do that with you there, it's not the same. He told me guys look, whether we like it or not, BFs look. So let him go. He'll probably come home all hot an horny an you get hot sex. If you lose him to a stripper he was gone anyways. And if your not into the hot sex part, that's probably the real problem.
mexicoman101 6
Just let him go, what would you rather he go somewhere worse behind your back.
carleesmokespot7 0
Why in the hell are you still dating him!? Dump that *****
Phendraana 0
go to a male strip club and see what he thinks about that.
creedaddict 9
Really strip joints ... What's wrong with that I go with my BF sometimes I don't see what the big deal is