Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
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Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
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alley_cat_118 0
soo.... your boyfirend wishes he was a victoria's secret model? wow. fyl indeed.
N_aero 0
Hah, I read it wrong... I think... I thought he meant he wanted to look like a Victoria Secret model... In that case I can imagine the FML...
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Comments (69)
24788 7
Lol, you had that one coming.
ironyoflife 0
trust me, it's victoria's secret models, what else can he have said? he's a guyy
iBlazer 0
YDI for setting it up.
lich_fml 0
Oh please. Is there any guy who can say they don't wish their girlfriend looked like a V.S. model? My ex and I would always say that kind of stuff, ahaha. There's really nothing wrong with it.
TibAtSchool 0
Wait a second... Is he talking about you or himself?!
auroraaustralis 0
Maybe he meant that HE wishes he could look like that. ...in that case, seriously, FYL.
PenNameHere 0
either way either he wished you were that good looking or that he was as handsome as she was hot.
phoenixpyre 0
what an ass hat.
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
wth
cooldude555 0
u kno what that means, time 2 start doing what u can 2 look like that model lol