Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
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alley_cat_118 0
soo.... your boyfirend wishes he was a victoria's secret model? wow. fyl indeed.
N_aero 0
Hah, I read it wrong... I think... I thought he meant he wanted to look like a Victoria Secret model... In that case I can imagine the FML...
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Comments (69)
zachattack 0
#24 = OP
Torres3320 0
Thats ******* Harsh But Hallirous!
Eir_fml 1
I could see myself saying "me too" as in I also wish I looked like that, as a joke (I'm a guy). It might have been that.
Kat_MS 0
At least he's being honest....I'd take that over a lying sweet talker any day.
Iwetmyself 0
Lol. He was just saying what he thinks, like YOU. If you don't like yourself, why he should ?
sillypun 0
fish for compliments and get slapped with a trout, bitch. He wouldnt have said it if you didn't. You had it coming.
benjamin_joseph 0
you kinda had that one coming to you...
kelcie 0
i would have looked at him and said, "ooh and i wish you looked good enough to be her boyfriend."
fatblackman 0
Haha you guys are stupid. He just wants to look like that so he could sit in front of a mirror all day. And if you still don't get it..... IT'S A JOKE. You guys are pulling your nuts off over it. If that's too big of a joke for you to handle, then I think you need like a hardcore christian boyfriend or something.
silentfirefly 0
This isn't a big deal and not worth being offended by. Many many guys wish their girls looked that way. It was probably a lighthearted joking reply.