Today, my boyfriend and I were in Victoria's Secret. I saw a picture of a model and said, "I wish I looked like that." He replied with, "Me too." FML
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Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
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alley_cat_118 0
soo.... your boyfirend wishes he was a victoria's secret model? wow. fyl indeed.
N_aero 0
Hah, I read it wrong... I think... I thought he meant he wanted to look like a Victoria Secret model... In that case I can imagine the FML...
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Comments (69)
fiblydinkerton 0
U set urself up
sceptic 1
When you say dumb shit like that... What do you expect??
yummcookie 0
Would you prefer he stops and tells you you're the most beautiful person in the world? Because you'll just go "no I'm not" and he'll be a liar.
Lak3rsfolife66 0
Haha ???? looks like he wants to play for the other team if u kno what i mean xD
andiboo 12
Well maybe he just meant it like a joke! Sometimes I say stuff like that and mean it as a joke and it just comes out wrong. I think if he's there with you shopping for your lingerie items, he likes the way you look. And if you're more confident I think he'll like that too. Think of it this way: those girls are all photoshopped, and you look good without it! I'd take my real boyfriend over a Calvin Klein model any day.
ohmygoshwhyy 11
I think me meant the he wanted that same level of hotness as well.. He might not have been saying that he wanted to become a girl model.
ellenana 7
FYL! Dump him. If he doesn't see you as being attractive the way you are then he doesn't deserve you. And how do either of you expect you to look like an outrageously and unrealistically photoshopped model who's had her underwear most likely made to fit her perfectly and flatter her figure, and had her makeup done by professionals, gotten a fake spray tan, hair extensions, fake nails and probably fake breasts. Why doesn't he just date a Barbie doll?
dccomics94 12
You shouldn't be fishing for unrealistic complements. I'm sure you are gorgeous, and those models are very fake. Just forget the incident completely
mr_waffle 10
Catch anything while you were fishing for complements
headofmedusa 15
So he also wishes he looked like that?