Today, I got my period. Last week, I fell out of a window and landed between my legs on a bush; I have massive swelling down there, and stitches over the ripped flesh. Now I'm bleeding out my period on top of the lingering wounds down there. It hurts even to pee, let alone menstruate. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML
Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML
Today, after I went in for surgery, I came out of extremely anemic from blood loss. As soon as I got home, I started my period. FML
Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML
Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML
Today, while I was changing my tampon, I somehow managed to fling period blood into my eye. I wish I was making this up. FML
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
Today, I fainted in the lunch line at school due to extreme period cramps, and ended up having to get seven stitches on my face. This is the third time I've fainted because of my period this year. FML
Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML
Today, after I wore a pad last night, I woke up this morning, took off my underwear to use the bathroom, and a huge period glob flew hit the rug and splattered everywhere. The globs got on every piece if clothing I wore. I then had to clean what looked like a crime scene. FML
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Epic_Fail911 15
I like your name stitchesupmyass
kaprookie 3
Yeah well I once got scratched by a cat
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sweetbabysweet93 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
How can u possibly fall out of a window? Ydi
chelseaaababyyy 17
probley tryin to sneak out or something and got clumsy, ive done it but my window is really close to the ground so i didnt get hurt(:
CatEyes66 0
Awww, I pictured everything she said. Grosses FML I've seen in awhile.
GwarKitty 5
Could go to the movies. Change your dressings & tampons there in one go. Apparently, all the cool kids are doing it.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Ever heard of an accident, #1? Did you think you would ever get likes by stating fyl or ydi on the first comment, even if you don't consider other possibilities?
holybuckets 0
This is like a triple FML :(
Defenestrations 2
Defenestration's a fun word, but it sucks when it actually happens... get better soon, OP! :)
sweetbabysweet93 10
Unlike you, I don't need "likes" on my comments.
JustHello123 1
Just put a tampon in.
shanik 0
True but I've had worse try having sex and being sore then falling put the window to go have sex start your period while having sex -___-
jrok98 8
#1 arsehole
AnonymousUsers 14
Defenestration is getting thrown out of a window, not falling out of one.
Epic_Fail911 15
I like your name stitchesupmyass
hemz_fml 13
:( hang in there it's only temporary
Every1luvsfmls 6
Failed suicide
samsea 5
Usually I laugh at every fml but u actually feel bad for her.
kaprookie 3
Yeah well I once got scratched by a cat
larry12693 1
did you try to Dutch oven it?
kaprookie 3
No, but I have tried that with a wolf. Now that was a fun weekend in the hospital
iFizzgig 11
Throw it in the dryer
Torva_fml 16
You guys should never own cats....
someone235 0
well i got bit by a dog. win.
laxho5 2
You guys should invest in allstate. They protect you from mayhem
littlericht 3
Atleast they got a bit of pussy! :)
FYLDeep 26
It's people like you that give DocBastard a never ending list of crazy stories from the trauma center.
Corygerm 9
its people like you who ride docbastards junk. Get a life
SilentTreatment 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Nobody likes too much ketchup on their sandwich. Lay off on beating the meat and let it heal so later on you can feel. ;)
chane1100 6
Gtfo you're retarded.
torio123 27
She said menstruate not ********** dumbass. *facedesk*
fastbunny 0
I though it said ********** to
frokeyman92 9
Lol word
shazza26 1
How did you fall out a window?
babybrunette128 8
Your one unlucky person op D:
MagicallyFat 12
The Internet contains some pretty weird and disgusting stuff. This is of them. Life would be much better had I not known this. FML.
chelseaaababyyy 17
ouch ! that makes mine hurt o: fyl !!
Iamd3ad 0
Hey your cute
boris1194 4
Lol
the__usual 0
I'm far too much of visual person for this kind of FML TMI! *crosses legs*
RaquelW 7
I read the last word as "**********" and was seriously questioning your priorities. But that sounds awful, fyl
sarahmcgeee 5
I did the same thing. it deff makes more sense as menatrate
absolutegrrr 7
Nah I think it makes more sense as menstruate.
zombicidal 11
menatrate: a term for when a woman is sexually penetrated by multiple male partners
cinderella10383 6
Lmao
GypsyRover 0
Lol. I did also. "getch yo head outa gutta!". Peace.