Today, I went on a drive with my girlfriend when we went past a 'Dead End' sign. She pointed to it and said it was "Foreshadowing our relationship". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
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FYLDeep 26
At least she wasn't pointing to a "Do Not Enter" sign.
SLKBlack96 5
haha, brilliant
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Comments (115)
SLKBlack96 5
haha, brilliant
buddybudda 0
that's good she means your going to die before your relationship ends. ^.^ death is the end
that_kid_u_know 0
what a hoe
meganannee 0
how do you pass a dead end sign is what im wondering...?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
i passed a sign once that said "two way" later me and my wife had sex, then i remembered the sign had predicted this...
fakeaccountX 6
At least it wasn't a "No Parking in Rear" sign.
PointAndLaugh 0
^Nice, I grinned out loud.
woofis 0
72, that fit ur prof. pic and name perfectly.
yuhimjesus 0
#77 is not that great. You can pass a dead dead sign and it just means the road is going to end somewhere and you'll have to turn around. Small chance the sign was just there at the end of the road, usually they warn people before they hit the end.
yuhimjesus 0
Dead end*
mike3775 39
and you didn't stop the car and say "your right, it is a dead end relationship" and tell her to get out?
rene22 18
70 = win!!
Jarvo_666 6
Ouch :/ harsh.
Mister_Grinch 0
He just got a Grammar lesson.
toilet10 0
break up with her first.
threer 30
'Grammar' shouldn't be capitalized, #66. Oh, the irony...
badbe 0
Lol gf
PizzaGuy11 0
gf noobs ftl...
dannnn_fml 0
oh snap! that really isn't cool man
SirPuffAlot 0
dam..lol
PizzaGuy11 0
yeah man, not cool.
Hgielad_720 0
Your girlfriend wins. :)
ernodea 0
if the guy said it... " omg dump that loser he doesn't deserve you"
iGrenade 0
intro to sexism 1
Hgielad_720 0
Wow. I'm glad some stranger on the Internet knows me so well. Get a life, dipshit. Don't comment on my post if you're gonna be a dick.
lobster64 0
I agree she wins but I would b crushed if my partner said that!
Hgielad_720 0
Well yes, I would too, but if this situation on FML would've been reversed, I would have said, your boyfriend wins. :)
ego1 0
at least you know whats coming and it isn't a surprise i suggest you do something to avoid this happening
Ali_Br_fml 33
kinda off topic... but I hate ichigo's annoying bear... soul (well, it's on topic based on the profile pic) & I guess u guys are not meant to be. Better hit the road before the going gets tough. You don't want to end up in a dead end relationship. if she can foresee it, it's already heading there. After the trip, end it. Just my thoughts though...
ChibiGirl5 0
I like Kon he's awesome
wombledn 0
send her my way I like a Good sense of humor and honesty
mintcar 10
Oh, she was probably kidding. Calm down OP.
xKillerCx 0
Haha funny
DudeImBetter 0
maybe you should've asked for directions, then she wouldn't have been mad at you.
EROD78 0
why would he do that! guys dont ask for directions! thats a man rule dude!
DudeImBetter 0
yeah dude it was suppose to be a joke about how guys never ask for directions but I forgot what I wanted to put so I guess I just put that. I was outta my mind when I wrote that comment.