Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML
Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said, "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML
Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML
Today, my boyfriend was laying down on top of me and he was looking at me with passion in his eyes. I thought he was finally going to tell me that he loved me. Instead, he said, "You have a booger." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML
Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML
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aliadnan708 6
Did u blow him?
ninjuh_wingman 29
Tell him you will if he can give you an ******.
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Comments (139)
tommyfox 19
Doesn't matter. Still had sex.
Goatinsfriend 8
We were all joking. "Are you dumb"?
NateSkye 3
Love for most men these days is when a woman can take a shot in the mouth like a champ..*sigh*
reddudeover 2
Why is everyone encouraging the guy to lie by playing along? And saying something be might not be ready to say? She said he mumbled something the right thing to do is not assume, but instead to say "excuse me" or "what did you say babe?".
l0v3p4in 7
Nothing says "I love you" quite like a good ********. -OP's boyfriend's quote of the day
SteezinDiego 3
That's depressing.
Fisahgurl 1
Lol stuff like that happens to me and my boyfriend.. All you can do is laugh and move on xD
PhoenixDark1313 2
If you are wearing a hijab that should never happen...
JustStella 28
Mistaking "I love you" for something else doesn't always refer to sex.
tracie_coffey 0
Wow dude that's awful sad face :(
tulo26 4
Did you blow him? I hope so.
beckyxD 13
Love - Blow Yep, sound alike to me...NOT. Fyl, tho. That really does suck.