Anonymous
United States
Today, I pretended to go for a run to impress someone on AIM. FML
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nekoneko
United States
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Diane
Toronto, Canada
Classic
Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Anonymous
Desperation
Today, I felt so lonely that I went on an online chat website and pretended to be a girl just so someone would talk to me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Out of shape
Today, I decided to work out. Being too embarrassed to run in public, I instead ran in circles in my basement. FML
Holly
United States
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
nolife
Richmond, United States
Today, I purposely misspelled words while texting my boyfriend so he would think I was out partying and having a life. FML
toiletgirl
United States
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I was on MSN when the conversation died. So I lied and told them I had to go get ready for a party, and that everyone was expecting me there. I spent the rest of the night playing The Sims. FML
lonelynessinCA
United States
Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML
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lovex3vee 0
instead of posting this fml, you should've actually gone on a run. sounds like you could use it if posting it on aim will impress people
5t3ff1k4h 47
...How exactly does this impress someone on AIM? I highly doubt they'd care. YDI for using AIM, anyway.
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zac12345 0
woo spam this one
Zappyyy 2
aww thatsucks
SoundnVasion 0
ydi for possibly being fat causing you to think going for a run is impressive
everhood111 0
How does that impress someone??
HackerD00d 0
omg! 6 i love ur pic!! ;)
ladiesman14 0
well at least you spended your time wisely.
dragonxfly 0
dayum, thats one hot ava, #6. well ydi op, putting that joggin on your aim to impress some1 but really, your fatting yourself up or at most playing wii sport. i know cuz i got a friend who does this :)
number0 8
Virtual fitness is how we roll.
epr 0
Determination.
RyanG_21 0
uh? idk what to say to this one..
ohthebloodygore 16
13- It's spent not spended. FYL op, get off AIM and go running. No, not virtual running.
buttshapedfruit 0
it's funny because you have no real friends!
cubanchick 0
your own fault
parii 0
you suck.
ereyes94 0
#6 loving the pic (:
slatter 1
30, it's funny because that joke IS NO LONGER FUNNY
buttshapedfruit 0
lol that's YOUR opinion 37 :D
BoyFromTheFuture 0
did you break a digital sweat? you should continue to take imaginary runs and then Photoshop your picture to coincide with the wieghtloss that would occur if you actually ran.
iR0ckSkinnys 3
^Agreed!
dragonxfly 0
hey, don't hate hitler cat
Themistocles_fml 0
#44: Why don't you change your picture? I find cats pretty disgusting.
Lucidium 0
YDI for using AIM.
Raleigh_bruh 7
#51 - Uhh, no. Cats are awesome. :]
BoyFromTheFuture 0
#6 is just looking for attention don't give him/her the satisfaction.
ohthebloodygore 16
6-cover up 44- I understand they need to cover up but why the need of calling them sick *****? 55- cats are indeed awesome.
Themistocles_fml 0
Cats are awesome. Cat litter not so much.
kewlster1 0
ahahahah
Raleigh_bruh 7
#6 is asking to get banned by changing that picture to what it is now.
kewlster1 0
ew #6!! haha girls don't wanna see that
racerapj 10
WTF 6 well then *rushes for nearest playboy magazine to erase the picture
skroal 7
YDI for going on a run to impress someone on AIM.
ohthebloodygore 16
72 that or she's telling people they can kiss her bloody arse?
racerapj 10
81 that was a chick cuz I can't tell and I assumed that it was a guy crossdressing or something or the sorts
Raleigh_bruh 7
#81 - You might be onto something. They might have just fooled us all. :| Touché, #6.
racerapj 10
yea 86 the body figure looks iffy
ohthebloodygore 16
86 a picture is worth a million words or however it goes. Point is she's clearly making a point.
Raleigh_bruh 7
I serioisly doubt that's a female putting up pictures like that. Has to be a sweaty, oversized pervert putting up this mockery.
ohthebloodygore 16
96 thank you for the imagery.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Thank you Ignorance, I didn't catch that. And #99, you are welcome. But I'm sorry, aha.
suppressed08 2
73 has a mint picture :D why not say you're out for a run, then actually go for a run? it's livin' the dream.
Freeze_fml 17
And I thought #6's last picture was bad. ._.
meagy 6
What was #6's picture of? I didn't see it and it's gone now
cantfightfate 0
yeah what was 6's pic? since everyone was talking about it. lol
xerikax3 0
Maybe you should actually go for a run instead of pretending. That would be more impressive because running regularly does wonders for your body and is a good stress reliever. (I'm a state champion track runner)
paperisuseful 0
159 what events do you run?
007hawks 0
not trying to be rude but your life sucks
Tauren 0
How fat are you?
seenpyro 0
lmao!! #30 yu have an awesome name!
swiftcreek2007 0
no life much.?
sneeky_fml 0
you acted like you ran? fyl, i totally wouldnt wanna be you.... not really that was the worst fml ever
5t3ff1k4h 47
...How exactly does this impress someone on AIM? I highly doubt they'd care. YDI for using AIM, anyway.
RyanG_21 0
that's what I was wondering
OwNowBrownCow 0
how is going for a run impressive? are you trying to prove that you are active?
wahwah123 3
Maybe the person he's talking to like guys that are active?? It's possible. But yeah, why don't you just go for a run instead of just talking about it!!!! *gasp*
lovex3vee 0
instead of posting this fml, you should've actually gone on a run. sounds like you could use it if posting it on aim will impress people
fritz2 0
you chose to do it so shut da fck up and stop whining dumb fat ass
nentenkupo 19
where in the FML does it say he's fat
_streets_ 19
hmm this ones kinda stupid. but ydi op
MoJoThundRpants 0
pathetic
zimbry 0
maybe ya shouldn't lie.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
maybe u should rele go for a run so you can impress people
FFML_314 12
Should he 'rele'?
Jessi_the_sexii 0
abrevaition for the word 'really'
FFML_314 12
abrevaition Is that an abbreviation for the word abbreviation?
ohthebloodygore 16
I thought 'rlly' was an abbreviation for really.
281go 4
ha 28 fail and 38 win....
FFML_314 12
I thought really was an easy word to type out, therefore doesn't call for an abbreviation of any kind. What do I know? :P
Jessi_the_sexii 0
actualy there are many abrevations for the word really, and sadly abreivation isnt an abrevation for abrevation because it is too long to be an abrevation
ohthebloodygore 16
I've met people that spell 'love' 'luhv' because it's shorter. I'm still trying to figure that out.
chevyygirl 0
62- #38 is trying to make you look stupid because you spelled abbreviation wrong, so she is saying you made "abreviation" as your abbreviation of the word abbreviation.. (you left out a B) i hope people can understand this lol i tried :)
FFML_314 12
She did more then leave out a b. Lol, you tried. There is no abbreviation for the word really. If you see one, it's because people have become to lazy to type out simple words.
281go 4
she also left out the I.......
Jessi_the_sexii 0
sir, i am not retarded, i am dislexic(:
Raleigh_bruh 7
#63 was hilarious for some reason.
ohthebloodygore 16
If you figure it out 71, please tell me. They both contain four letters or maybe because u, h, and v are right under each other?
Raleigh_bruh 7
#74 - Nooope. There's no rhyme or reason why someone would spell 'love' like 'luhv' to shorten it. i just think you encountered a very moronic person. :]
ohthebloodygore 16
Couldn't agree more.
FFML_314 12
I'm going to go with....people are stupid. They aren't necessarily stupid by it's true definition, but they are some kind of stupid. When I figure out which kind, I'll be sure to let you guys know. Also, they are lazy.
ohthebloodygore 16
The 'can't think straight' stupid you mean?
FFML_314 12
No, that's not it. I think these peope lack to much brain capacity to think at all. Maybe they are just stupid. I take back my comment. They are stupid.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Nah, I think it's more of the 'I just said something completely stupid but I hope they don't catch onto it' stupid.
Jessi_the_sexii 0
just because i cant spell abbreavation right..:( FML.
Tikwichka 5
Maybe more like 'won't think straight'...?
ohthebloodygore 16
92 no, not really. It seems like these people believe (know, in their opinion) their way is correct when it's clearly not.
FFML_314 12
*abbreviation. At least copy and paste.
Raleigh_bruh 7
#95 - Blehh, I don't even know who you guys are talking about anymore. :]
Jessi_the_sexii 0
im sorry that im dislexic and have a mouse that wont right click..FML
ohthebloodygore 16
100 we're talking about all the lazy idiotic people on this app/'site.
FFML_314 12
It's ok. If you're truly dyslexic, I'm sorry. That's not funny. I hope you're not lying to me.
Raleigh_bruh 7
#103 - Ohh, there's oodles of those.. It can't be helped though, there are going to be lazy, idiotic people everywhere you go.
Chrisskiies 0
Well isn't this some fine trolling I've come across??? :) Damn grammar Nazis all of a sudden, :P
Jessi_the_sexii 0
im not and im sorry that im still not able to spell abbreiviation corretly
FFML_314 12
Chris, since when do we put , at the end of our sentences? :P
ohthebloodygore 16
Chris, I'm not a grammar Nazi. Aren't you one?? :p
Chrisskiies 0
Ari- that shows I paused to stick my virtual tongue out at you grammar Nazis. :P (is this better?!?) lol. Ohthebloodygore(I don't recall your name)- No I am not one, I just correct the trolls at times, when they irritate me, or I am very bored. That is all. =D
FFML_314 12
Lol, I'm a bit of a grammar nazi. I find that it makes people mad and I like that. :] I still love you though, don't worry.
ohthebloodygore 16
Precious. Who doesn't love correcting trolls just to urk them?
ohthebloodygore 16
I just realised saying precious flat out makes it seem like I'm simply stating it. My name is Precious.
Raleigh_bruh 7
I'm not a grammar nazi by any means of the word Chris, so please exclude me from your list. :P
Trollz4daLULZ 2
That whole thread consisted more of SPELLING Nazis than GRAMMAR Nazis... I'm being more pedantic than Pendatik!
Chrisskiies 0
Precious? Are you ensenuating my comment is precious, or that your name is precious? Either way sounds good. Lol And I do agree with both of you, it is fun to jab at a troll every onc in a while.
ohthebloodygore 16
Once*
Trollz4daLULZ 2
your misspelling of "irk" really irks me. :P
Chrisskiies 0
Anteater has a point, I recant my original comment! You 3 are now spelling Nazis, don't try and deny it Raleigh. Lol I saw your comment after I posted mine precious. But I'm still going with, your stating my comment as precious. Lol.
Raleigh_bruh 7
#125 - You are very committed I see.
Chrisskiies 0
No Precious, I meant onc, it's how I spell it :P. Lol jk, itouch autocorrect can lick it.
FFML_314 12
I am a proud grammar/spelling nazi. Lol, you called him anteater. He's not the original anteater...he's an imposter!!!
ohthebloodygore 16
Trollz, I spell it urk. I know how it's originally spelt, seeing as how autocorrect kept well correcting it to irk.
Chrisskiies 0
Lol I know he's not, but he makes funny comments. So I don't really care, haha.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Surely you don't mean aardvarkish... pfft! Aardvarks are more like pigs that WISH they could be anteaters! And I'm also a proud spelling/grammar/punctuation/diction/etc Nazi. Speaking of which, #127, you have two comma splices in your post!
ohthebloodygore 16
Chris, I'm clearly not a spelling/grammar Nazi. Seeing as how my spelling is horrible.
Chrisskiies 0
Trolls idc, go n corect mi spelin now!?! haha giv u a field dài, eh? Lmao jk, I'm just bored. D:
FFML_314 12
Lol, no I don't mean Aardvarkish. I meant the guy that used to have that picture. I've let it slide, only because I enjoy your comments, but don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I'm still a bitch. :P
ohthebloodygore 16
The second part Chris, I have no idea what you meant. head dài?
Chrisskiies 0
Precious you don't have horrible spelling. And the second part meant "give you a field day,eh?" lol.
FFML_314 12
Do you have it under control? Lol, I would not want you to have a nervous break down again!
buttshapedfruit 0
stop being a ******* grammar Nazi.
FreshSalad 1
Hey guys, I heard there was a Nazi party going on here.
Chrisskiies 0
*Stop And too late you missed the party. Lol.
FreshSalad 1
Oh well, I guess I'll just cry myself to sleep.