Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML
Today, I realized my dog looks at me with way more love in his eyes than my own boyfriend does. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, my fiancé and I moved into a new home a few houses away from our previous one. We were excited about not hearing our roommate's dog howling non-stop anymore. We can hear him from the new house. Very clearly. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I realized that I'm going to miss my mom's boyfriend's dog more than I'm actually going to miss him. The relationship is practically over but I've grown fond of his dog. FML
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Fail_FML 0
I'd go for the dog :)
Anonnamus 0
Hmmm. Was the dog a Siberian Husky?
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Comments (53)
Fail_FML 0
I'd go for the dog :)
GordonLC 0
it's hard to compete with a dog's affection. your standards are rediculous though. I'm sure your boyfriend would hump your leg more often if he was a dog.
Byrdd 0
my girl jus pulled the same shyt. i sold everything i own to move in with her and she tells me four months later she doesnt kno what she wants.....
Drew_V 0
GET OVER IT!!!!! all fmls are nowadays are girls birching about "my boyfriend doesn't love me and I want somebody to feel sorry for me!!! *sob*" do something useful and take action instead of whining about it on the Internet!!!!!!
ashlieghhmarie21 0
mannn that suckkss !! I think you need to find a new boyfriend or a less affectionate dog :) hehe
Reynard12 0
Which sort of begs the question what sort of affection you are accepting from your landlord's dog.
koolitaliano 0
exactly what I was thinking. :P
locklock 0
ydi for not making ur boyfriend a sandwich
Cortneysabeast6 0
yea that sounds like it sucks
flufffypants 0
Doggie Style Apparently
Cortneysabeast6 0
lol I guess
redbluegreen 41
Does this affection involve peanut butter?
srunano 4
peanut butter jelly time?
Asstazztic 8
Snick is a creep
snickerdoodlesfa 0
snickerdooodles rules. she should start her own talk show like a mixture of dr. Phil and Ellen
glen12 0
oh god no, worst shows ever created
evig_fml 16
on the show can snickerdoodles be made fun of constantly or is this like a real talk so because if snickerdoodles started crying I would totally watch. agree?
anti_average 5
I suppose that would be something new. I tire of watching you bashers crying every time she posts a comment. =
Anodyne 0
I'm guessing your constantly reminding him about all that you left for him, it didn't occur to you that you in fact might be the cause of the lack of intimacy in your relationship. Seriously, it takes two people to make a relationship work, if you've got a problem with something you need to open up and talk to the other person and give them time to absorb what you've said and make changes. You know what, .. you might even have to work at your relationship ****SHOCK HORROR**** I am constantly amazed that people honestly think relationships are like instant coffee, you make it happen then when it cools off .. oh well .. time for another cup. seriously wtf.
MellowYelloe 0
^^This Best advice for a relationship is to communicate.
Angeledice 0
Agreed to this as well. Talk first! So much can be solved by a decent conversation between partners.
lettertjes 0
well said.
NeonBunBun 0
I agree with doodles. there's no reason for you to stay with him if he's not even giving you attention. you should have known before you moved in how he treats you, if he didn't give much attention before you moved in then why would he now?
troubleinharlem 0
well, you know what they say - "men are dogs". sorry that you have to deal with it, though.