Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, while my girlfriend is in hospital, I'm left at home with her mom. What I didn't know is that her mom's medication makes her do strange things. I learned that right away when she took a seat next to me, completely naked, on the couch. My girlfriend's mom is my grandmother's age. FML
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her hands, feel her butt crack to check if she'd had had an accident. She then pulled her pants up, went into the kitchen and touched stuff in the refrigerator. FML
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aussie_babe91 5
in her defence she was probably on a lot of pain medication, but people in the hospital never care who sees any part of their body, its just how it works.
FFML_314 12
Just think of it as a glimpse into the future.
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Comments (73)
SMD_emilyy 1
Did she have a penis?
MyFirstKiss 0
*sarcasm* bet he thought that was hawt
fakeaccountX 6
you just got granny bush'd
manda_baby_rawr 4
I would laugh if that's just a regular thing that goes on in that family. "Look son! You came from here! -Holy shit no way. My bio teacher said dad helped- SHE LIED! *cue simultaneous laughter*" haha
morgann4826 0
your boyfriends mom is 72?!
vbmg152 19
She's 72, she can do whatever she wants! U all will be old one day, too! 72 is not too far away for me anymore, I hope I live that long! It's cool to be old because you have an excuse for anyrhing and everything U do! I blame everything on memory loss, which I don't really have!
xgetxbentx 13
she's 72 and just had surgery. meaning she's fairly old and on pain killers, it shouldn't surprise you that much.
thekat0711 0
hey now u can stop spending so much $ on **** bc you'll never forget that delicious treat!
mrsfunke 0
this is hands down the funniest fml ever!
tromboneboy 2
I feel sorry for your boyfriend NO guy should have to see that
fthku 13
I can't believe it took SIXTY COMMENTS for anyone to say this