Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, my grandma was leaning over in front of me, vacuuming, while wearing a V-neck shirt. Out of instinct, I glanced at her chest. She's 75. I checked out my 75 year-old grandma. FML
Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
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perdix 31
Was she picking up her Chap-Stick saying, "Oh, these old lips are so dry and chapped! Will you help your dear ol' Granny rub it on and get some relief?"
FreddyMustDie 0
you lucky bugger
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Comments (136)
FreddyMustDie 0
you lucky bugger
ZleveL 0
lol 1 ops grandmas a dirty filthy prostitute **** *****! or my mom. Same thing.
ZleveL 0
what noooooooooo! my comment was filled with love and good intentions!!!! :( I'm sad now. I need hugs!
fuzzywazzy012 0
Ew
ElisaK_fml 0
nice and wrinkley
MagneticGuitar 0
And we need to know this because..?
sammiller4 3
that's pretty nasty
ZleveL 0
30 I'm not wrinkly!!!! 34 YOU NEED TO KNOW 37 taco
sammiller4 3
39 I know I will but that won't be for awhile I'm only 20
omggitshayley 0
looks like it's time to buy granny a new nightgown...ahah. but that's reaaally gross. fyl.
ferrettamer 6
did you hit that thing from behind? that is what I would of done
heynow00wellthen 0
Ok, that put the image of my grandma doing this in my head, and.. -shudders- Aren't grandma's supposed to be cheerful and good at baking cookies? Instead of flashing people in too short nightgowns?
BallinJ 0
did u proceed to hit it doggystyle
PieInTheSky24 0
I hate it when people do this but... 43 you're pretty :3 hehe x) anyways... mmm mmm mmmmm loose and floppy
piscesMMAguy_92 0
30 you are gorgeous haha! I love me sum Aussie!
aknnja 0
y u checking out your grandma? ydi
KCTruth4 0
GILF
snagglepaste 0
No one deserves that!
rawrgoesthedinos_fml 0
116 - WIN.
pancakerocks 1
haha FTW
manforgot 1
Perhaps they were curious about their grandmas panties, of lack of panties. Guess they're not anymore.
starile 20
Good question, but some things are hard to avoid if they are completely unexpected.
Shookitup 0
Suprise :D
perdix 31
You mean you'll be staring at your grandmother's crotch, hoping for a free show?
kinkajoujennie 0
My grandma does the same thing in her lil' walmart nightgown!!!
singer4life666 0
So does mine! That's all she wears to bed too. I'm never going in her room again..
craphappened 4
OH MY GOSH! THE IMAGE IN MY HEAD! GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!!!!!!!
Justincolon22 15
I have a friend in Singapore
Dragons_corner 6
haha you did the same thing I did. i hate felines and you over wieght just kidding. I got a cat and she will only eat if input it in her bowl and your beautiful, not over weight.
firegirl1993 21
I will never get that image out of my head!!!! XD noooooooooooo!!!!!!¡
craphappened 4
75, I don't think anyone could. *sobs unconsolably* 55, Cats can be so picky! Its terribly strange how they can still be so lovable even with their mannerisms.
xoCOURTNIEox 0
haha nothin like sexy granny fanny ;)
Justincolon22 15
that's ******* gross.
Sexy_beast22 4
thats gross ill never b able to look at grandmas the same again
nerdsgetmehot 23
Grandmas are funny creatures.
lickmyjock 0
yeah, I miss mine :-(
nerdsgetmehot 23
You can rent my grandma! She's British and always has candy on hand, although those two facts are somewhat unrelated.
perdix 31
Actually, nerdsGMH, those facts could be highly related if she has the stereotypical British teeth.
perdix 31
Was she picking up her Chap-Stick saying, "Oh, these old lips are so dry and chapped! Will you help your dear ol' Granny rub it on and get some relief?"
Shookitup 0
Those crusty-crusts.
banananut 0
LOL. i think i love you. :D
ZleveL 0
those sandy things!
LexSwift 17
Lolololololol. WIN
teentee401 37
I think I just died a little