Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, after my shift at the hospital ended, I happened to look into a full-length mirror. My new scrubs turned out to be see-through. Instead of my undies, everyone got a good look at my cellulite-ridden ass. Fan-fucking-tastic day to wear a thong. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
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jazzy_123 20
it had to be the Granny panties and not the sexy underwear. Don't you hate that?
tayymeds 23
hahah just say it was the patient before him. and... check your scrubs.
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Comments (37)
dawnimus 21
Happens to the best of us. At least he knows you're wearing clean undies now!
AnOriginalName 19
Or she could be wearing no undies at all....
brivielle 15
It's a sign from heaven OP. Dress the wound n forget the guy.
jazzy_123 20
it had to be the Granny panties and not the sexy underwear. Don't you hate that?
foxwasalamb 24
the only time i can see this happening is if i was on my period, as i don't wear my sexiest lingerie possible
doodlecloud 27
Can someone explain why people own granny panties full stop? You can get cheap and comfortable pants that are still cute/sexy. So why own them? Genuinely something I've never really understood. Or do I have the wrong definition of granny pants?
mallu86 9
Idk what the **** you're talking about pal. Women use granny panties during their period. It's big enough to hold the pads in place. Welcome to period 101.
doodlecloud 27
Did you even read my comment? I just said, you can easily get pants that are cute/sexy whilst still being comfortable. Maybe I should clarify, but this includes being comfortable on your period and being large enough to hold a pad. There are loads of full pants that still have nice materials, patterns, textures, details, trims, etc. That's why I asked if perhaps my definition of granny pants was incorrect. And in case you thought the pink outline was a lie - I'm a girl, I kind of have had periods before.
doodlecloud 27
So you know, I'm really not trying to be an annoying douche...I'm genuinely confused/curious. : /
Insertnamesz 3
#41, how could you not know what she was talking about? She provided a strong argument and concise statements. Stop being rude for the sake of being rude. This website literally has the rudest commenters.
Chibi_Kitten 24
#45: It is much better to have a pair of granny panties that you could care less about get stained with menstrual blood than a nice looking pair of underwear, comfortable or not. Personally, I have had accidents happen on nice underwear, and it is hard to completely remove blood stains.
doodlecloud 27
...is that it? I mean I can kind of understand that...but obviously that's a worse case scenario. I don't expect that to happen every day of my period so I don't feel it's worth the risk, or me at least. Plus it's not like I wear decent underwear just for other people - it makes me feel fresh and happy and stuff which I think is especially important at that time when you can already be feeling down. In any case, to anyone that does have that issue a lot....try washing with shampoo, it works wonders. ; )
doodlecloud 27
But wait...if the reason is that it might get ruined ...well, then it doesn't matter either way right? As I said, you can get nice underwear cheaply...so surely even if you stain it and have to throw it out, it doesn't really matter money wise? And if for some reason you keep the stained underwear (maybe you're really broke and/or don't think it's that badly stained) then wouldn't you rather have fancy stained underwear where the stain is concealed by details or patterns than really plain stained underwear where the stain is really obvious? Meaning you might as well wear something nice. The only thing I would avoid would be expensive underwear or underwear that matches a bra because then you end up with half a set. Otherwise, I can't see how it would really be an issue.
lilchica22001 22
#45 You should seriously get a high five for being the coolest guy ever! Thank you for standing up for women on their period. I want to hug you!!
slyde32 12
#45 is a woman, so not all that surprising
tayymeds 23
hahah just say it was the patient before him. and... check your scrubs.
Altrnate_Reality 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I don't understand :/
jazzy_123 20
I'm guessing she put her underwear in her scrubs and used the same scrubs the next day and forgot to take out the underwear from her pocket.
Futacy 30
She probably took off her scrubs and undies at the same time the night before, and when she put her scrubs back on, her undies were still in the pants and eventually fell out of her pants leg as she walked around.
jazzy_123 20
or that lol makes a lot more sense than mine
Altrnate_Reality 14
There's no need to thumb my comment down. So sorry I didn't understand it the first time I read it. Jeez, you people are insensitive.
tealrobot 15
it could be anyones :)
tournamentdecide 33
OP basically just said they're hers
rawr1308 14
I think what she meant by that is at least the guy doesn't know the underwear are hers.
Futacy 30
I had to read this four times and physically act out me putting on pants before I understood this...
Nexoux 18
Damnit Stewie. I thought you were a child genius...
tournamentdecide 33
It's wheat thins. Gosh.
Futacy 30
Cool hwip?
i_luv_nandos 5
i did the same thing lol
BoltTheSuperdog 22
He pointed out your dressing while you were dressing his wound!
BoltTheSuperdog 22
At least he had the thought to ad-dress the issue. Anyone? No? Just me? OK...
Earths_Venus 25
You know what? That joke was almost as bad as some of mine. I salute you! Have a +1 for your efforts.
Insertnamesz 3
Who took the time to downvote the commenter above me. SERIOUSLY INTERNET? SERIOUSLY THAT COMMENT DESERVED DOWNVOTES? OMG IM LEAVING THIS SITE FOR NOW BE BACK TOMORROW TO GET MAD AT PEOPLE AGAIN
1two3four5six 23
it only takes two taps to downvote, #43. calm down.
RenoTheRhino 30
Tell him they were from another patient.
addictedtoIASIP 14
At least he didn't think they were yours right away, but if he did just hope you never see him again
thevelociraptor 31
But if he was really that gorgeous then OP could just say it was the last patient's instead of the embarrassing reality. Then exchange numbers so OP could see him again.