Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML
Today, I found out that my best friend's mom doesn't wear pyjamas when I got up to go get a glass of water in the middle of the night, at the same time she did. FML
Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML
Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my mom had me arrested in the most humiliating way ever, in my nightgown, with no bra. She pushed me out her vagina, and now her life. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my girlfriend on my parents' bed naked, just to wake up to find out she got her period, on fresh, new sheets they bought the other day. As I finished scrubbing it and cleaning, she accidentally left a burning cigarette on the sheets so now it has a burn hole too. FML
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crazyjack 0
Tape a note on her special spot that says 'succesfully covered up'
tick_tock 0
That is nasty! Bleh, I went on a trip with my aunt and uncle once and they shared a bed while they were naked. It was awful. I didn't see anything, but I knew.
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tick_tock 0
That is nasty! Bleh, I went on a trip with my aunt and uncle once and they shared a bed while they were naked. It was awful. I didn't see anything, but I knew.
ffmmllyaya 0
pretty sure she was inviting him
gingersrule13 0
what episode
queencitystoner 0
did her bush look like jamies moustache? lol
FaustXIII 0
She wanted to get her money's worth by using that hotel room as God intended: Immoral *******.
Ommis 0
Good thing you are guys aren't messed up or else a hotel room would be the perfect location.
biohaz_fml 0
may be she wanted some action from you
SuckerPunched44 12
You watch too much **** man
Jimboom 12
Should have shaved it into a funny shape. I guarantee she would start to wear underwear. ;)
skullbashd 3
this
HiccupAstrid 1
is
skyttlz 32
a win
imnutsss 0
NOT!
chaos753159 4
LIES!
STN_fml 0
lolzz
xHaniffax 0
Please be a girl to make this less awkward wait nevermind..whether you're a boy or a girl ****. YOUR. LIFE.
benjiadc123 0
It says the sex at the top
steviee_fml 0
Aww that's nasty
gaby904 0
AH fyl!!! you poor poor child
ForWhatItsWorth 0
Ohhhh brutal permanent mental scarr lol
crappyday09 0
FYL that must have been awkward
angorashi 0
Agreed with #9