Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, while my girlfriend is in hospital, I'm left at home with her mom. What I didn't know is that her mom's medication makes her do strange things. I learned that right away when she took a seat next to me, completely naked, on the couch. My girlfriend's mom is my grandmother's age. FML
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her hands, feel her butt crack to check if she'd had had an accident. She then pulled her pants up, went into the kitchen and touched stuff in the refrigerator. FML
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aussie_babe91 5
in her defence she was probably on a lot of pain medication, but people in the hospital never care who sees any part of their body, its just how it works.
FFML_314 12
Just think of it as a glimpse into the future.
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Comments (73)
reddwarf_fml 0
oh Jesus grow up
attatood 8
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xxxkittykatxxx 0
I'd rather see old lady vag than old man balls. Just saying xD
F_U_imcrippled 0
I'd rather see granny vag granny balls...just sayin
KusanagiStyle 3
granny balls? Tranny granny? . w .?
F_U_imcrippled 0
There's supposed to be a plus sign in there but it won't post...just sayin
persephone13 0
Your boyfriend's mother had surgery and is in the hospital......and you saw an older woman naked. Oh yes, what a TERRIBLE thing to happen to YOU. Oh wait...
docscientist 10
deal with it. she probably didn't realize as shes on pain meds. Don't be so pathetically sensitive.
bluekiwi_fml 0
yikes!
DKSssss 0
grody
theprey 0
admit it you got hard.