Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML
Today, both of my grandparents died in a car accident. My Mom and Dad thought it would make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because her father, who abandoned her before she was born and just reentered her life, doesn't approve. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my son broke up with his girlfriend. When I asked why, he said, "Because I found out she's adopted. Ugh. I just can't with that, y'know?" Never before have I ever felt the desire to disown one of my kids. It's not a pleasant feeling. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I thought was the one I’d one day marry, didn’t survive her first time meeting the extended family. My parents loved her, but my grandma, great grandma, aunties, and cousins gave her such a hard time that she ran out in tears, jumped on a bus, then broke up with me via text. FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. Over text. While I was on vacation visiting my old grandparents. FML
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FFML_314 12
That's when you tell her that you don't want to be with someone who's been banged more times than a screen door.
aussie_babe91 5
what a bitch, she clearly was't worth being with anyways. cheer up u will find someone better in no time.
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Comments (368)
fits138 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wow. Twat a ******' bitch... **** Twat Punch Punt Rapeity Doodle time?
fits138 0
Wow. Guess even tho I'm a girl, I can't make those kinda jokes. My B. =/
FFML_314 12
Yes, it's crazy that the moderators aren't biased and don't favor the women.
fits138 0
Well we can talk about kicking a guy in the nuts all day on this site but I can't say WTF I said? Guess I should've worded my own reply differently. Someone might take it the wrong way.
FFML_314 12
I'm going to assume it was the words you used. Try not using such vulgar words.
fits138 0
I've seen worse. Oh well. I'm not going to get all butthurt over FML. Didn't even make it two minutes... haha.
KingDingALing 9
**** her, OP. Not litterally. She's a bitch and never speak to her bitch self again.
Cyosaric 0
Who's he going to tell? his parents? Lololol
KomodoDragon 0
49 people hate their lives
ihcaboose 1
parents should have taken defensive driving loloooool
cantfightfate 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
boys with fake parents have cooties.
Thunderbender 2
At times like this we must ask WWSSD, What Would Slim Shady Do? **** slittin her throat! Cut that bitches head off!!!
Mehness 0
29 - Well it really is stupid that the moderators don't flavor the women. They're still fighting for equal rights after all :/
brightnite 0
Only 1 thing to do. Pay off her parents to tell her she's adopted.
seanders 10
I hope you sent her on her way with a broken nose and a black eye. Wait I mean women are precious and no matter what we should take thier shit and abuse without laying a finger on them.
russ444 0
it's crazy we let you out of the kitchen
breegee 0
#104 i know right? moderators don't "flavor" women. i think they should. just imagine how much better women would be that way. mhhhhhhmmmmm... (-:,`
Shrimpy35 4
59 You are a bitch, I bet you raped ur parents when u were little
thatonek1d 0
parents that adopted you are still real parents. and you still had real parents when you were young
owneditup 0
100 reference to guilty concious WIN, I'm a massive eminem fan
Bettinatron 3
195- I thought everyone raped their parents when they were little.
sowhatursayingis 0
nice use of Guilty Conscience I love that song ( also throwing out that Slim Shady is Marshal Mathers who people know as Eminem and also that the songs by him) lol
apriljoyo 0
Or ask your parents if they've seen your Hogwarts letter yet...
kazumaslayer666 3
1. keep texts from bitch 2. show her friends, family, future bf, and post on any at all social networking sites she has. 3. ...... 4. profit!!!!
iHaveADream_ 0
haha , this FML reminded me of Harry Potter , and how he's forced to live with those filthy muggles, and their bitches . just like this girl who made a bitch move by dumping the adopted boy , he's still an adopted boy just like an other unadopted boy . she just wasn't worth it
ConnorG 0
she just used it as an excuse to break up with you...
IcyWeiner 0
So wait, women get favored in damn near EVERYTHING else and y'all are trippin about getting moderated? Get ******
enterkey299 0
On here no one cares
cecs603 1
Bitch.
mrfruits 0
guys are shallow. yes all of them. buy them pretty things and they will do anything.
aussie_babe91 5
#2 ur an asshole.... not all girls are shallow ur just to much of a dick to find the nice ones
mrfruits 0
my point proven modded by a girl
FFML_314 12
He said guys are shallow.
mrfruits 0
ah fml I did say giraffe but then a pot plant mod modded it to guy should of gave her something shitty.
FFML_314 12
No, I watched your comment come up and it's always said "guys are shallow" If one of the mods were going to correct that, I think they would have been a bit more clever. Accept your mistake.
mrfruits 0
*something shiny*
Asstastic4 0
Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
PlastikSeraph 2
mrfruits is FULL OF WIN!!!
Horde 8
My guess is that she used this as her excuse to broke up with you (or she's just plain dumb) Anyway, better off with her. Also tell her to grow a spine and break up face to face next time.
fits138 0
lol!
MyFirstKiss 0
22-ur profile pic is awesome!!!!
MyFirstKiss 0
28-the saying is grow some balls,not a spine.
flakes_fml 0
better than mine?
ClubsBreakHearts 2
Even if a girl does like shiny things it doesn't make her shallow.
Snow223 0
58- it can be grow a spine, or backbone. if u don't have one of those u don't have balls either. sucks about the girl tho man.
clothesoptional 0
I'm a girl... you're right, but you should have said that most people are shallow, b/c most people in general are, unfortunately.
noscope_ftw 0
at 58, actually grow a spine is the same. he's saying She's spineless for breaking up over a text. grow balls is a crude version of the saying
aadk 0
67 - yes it doesn't make them shallow, but it does make them swallow ;)
tj79 3
you don't need her. blood doesn't make a parent love does
LuckyMeeeeee 0
Lol one thing about guys is they hate being proved worng. -100 for him +200 for you
aussie_babe91 5
what a bitch, she clearly was't worth being with anyways. cheer up u will find someone better in no time.
sarcastic_life 0
stupid girl ! really stupid
angeljewlz 7
I agree with 3. OP she sounds like a moron, you'll find someone better suited for you! sorry to hear bout your parents though.
sweetcheeksjvl 0
You should've replied "Well I don't wanna be with someone who doesn't have any morals,you self-delusional,selfish,cicksucking ****.:)
Shell02 0
dumb cunnnny
bennyboy111 7
bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HisBabyGirl4ever 0
cick?!?! hehehe .:)
FFML_314 12
That's when you tell her that you don't want to be with someone who's been banged more times than a screen door.
iampunk 0
lmfao!
DorkyPunkChick 0
lol oh gosh I've never heard that one xD
Mylifeskool 0
owned
NoMoreRainbows 0
I literally laughed out loud on that one.
Timmy_Boy 17
haha agreed
d3wine 0
lol 74
WholeWheatBread 9
Oh shitz!
sethr_di 15
don't you mean the first pipe in flappy bird
Emma Marshall 19
..... unless she's only been with a few people. Or just him. Then it makes zero sense.
ladybuuggy 0
what a shallow bitch..that's just really low :/
ky0u 0
agreed. What a f*cked up thing to do. Sounds like she was like school in the summer. No class. Bad luck OP, but you deserve better.
mimii92_fml 0
yea that's pretty f*cked up. it's not OP'S fault he's adopted. that bitch needs to get slaped or her parents should be killed. then they both won't have real parents
racer337 2
that bitch should be arrested for being an *ss hole
oicu812xD 16
Being a bit extreme there 162? What op's girlfriend did was wrong but no matter how shallow or awful the person is they shouldn't have to go through that
Mirorbo 27
I jaw-dropped when I saw this in the Moderation section and I still jaw-drop at it now. Just how horrible can someone be?
CreateZ 0
I know right? I almost want to call fake. It seems too horrible to be true.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I agree; I'd like to believe this is fake too. Sadly, though, I bet I know a few people (guys and girls both) who would respond this way. Some people assume being adopted makes you too damaged to make a relationship worth the work. Ridiculous but true. =
divali 5
Does that mean she'll divorce her husband when his parents die? :-o
Xavi89 0
yea.
ocramavaf 15
good point
cmb87 0
She didn't say anything about not having fake parents, she just said she had to be with someone who had real parents.
penguin7 0
he did and they died too.
Hoplon 1
And when her own parents die?
swimma4life24 14
What about when HER parents die??
Kitten16 0
Damn shame!
LaPerla 0
I can't believe this! Who in their right mind would say such a disgusting thing? You can be glad you're not with her anymore!
iHateThisLife 10
I second that!
iknowwhatimsayin 0
yeah well I triple it!!!
chloelovestoswim 6
she's a bitch