Today, my boyfriend and I went to see his 72-year-old mom who just had minor surgery on her abdomen. When we asked how she was healing, she lifted up her nightgown to show us a bruise near her belly button. She wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, I was finally having a conversation with my granny, who I don't get to see often. First thing she tells me was that she was going to have surgery soon, because her "women's insides" were "dangling out." FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, my mom and I rented a hotel room. She decided to go to bed, while I watched MythBusters. Apparently, my mom got hot while she slept. She threw the covers off of herself and pulled up her night-gown. I turned to find out that my mother does not wear underwear when she sleeps. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, while my girlfriend is in hospital, I'm left at home with her mom. What I didn't know is that her mom's medication makes her do strange things. I learned that right away when she took a seat next to me, completely naked, on the couch. My girlfriend's mom is my grandmother's age. FML
Today, I must find a gentle way to tell my 71-year-old mother that she's too old to be wearing shirts that expose her belly. FML
Today, I watched my mother pull her pants down and, using her hands, feel her butt crack to check if she'd had had an accident. She then pulled her pants up, went into the kitchen and touched stuff in the refrigerator. FML
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aussie_babe91 5
in her defence she was probably on a lot of pain medication, but people in the hospital never care who sees any part of their body, its just how it works.
FFML_314 12
Just think of it as a glimpse into the future.
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aussie_babe91 5
in her defence she was probably on a lot of pain medication, but people in the hospital never care who sees any part of their body, its just how it works.
madarchod 0
Get over it, old people are like that
KingDingALing 9
She's a couger!! ;D
zakkyzebra 11
15 you made me XD. literally...
Einstein714 0
ya gotta love old ladies, you go girl!
bubbarific 0
WINCEST!!!!!!!!!
FFML_314 12
Just think of it as a glimpse into the future.
debbiess 0
Exactly! LOL
ilovemydoodle123 0
hahahahhahahah so true!
aback 5
You can bet that 50 years ago she wasn't flashing that about. I don't know why they want to wait till it's curdled to show everybody.
thecrazyasian 3
that's y u don't date guys with 72 yr old moms
iivann 0
Jajaaa gross but tru!!!
galt 13
Omg I know you :)
fits138 0
It could be worse, no biggie.
ladybuuggy 0
that's an image that will never leave your mind! haha poor old lady doesn't know what's wrong, though :/
randiZ25 0
You are exactly right. A client of mine ( I'm a hairdresser) decided she wanted to show me her rash under her fat roll on her stomach, she too was not wearing any underwear.
debbiess 0
At least she's comfortable enough around you to show her goodies I'd take that as a good sign that she likes you?
Kitten16 0
That is gna Haunt u 4 the rest of ur life!
mimii92_fml 0
omg that's something I didn't wanna picture. bleh :P
airsplat 0
nothing like waking up to 72 year old tacos... that really sucks
NoodleBurger 0
Haha, oh GOD. I would've screamed! that's horrible.
T_X_P 2
Boo-F'n-Hoo. The woman is elderly and in the hospital. Try thinking of someone other than yourself for a change, princess.
fits138 0
^this
DocBastard 40
I tried, but I could not come up with a response better than this one. Well said. I will only add that OP is a woman (girl?) also, so she hasnothing to complain about. Selfish little bitch.
Icyyy 0
I completely agree.
brittygirl_fml 0
agreed.. just chill.. get over it.
mnlk 0
stay in the kitchen
rockhound 0
you wanted to touch it, didn't you?