Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, a coworker grabbed my ass for the third time. I went to my boss to complain about the sexual harassment. He told me to suck it up and enjoy the attention, and that it was my fault for having a huge, round ass. I think it's time for a new job. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, my male coworker, who is 15 years my senior, booped me on the nose. I'm 46 years-old. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML
Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I got fired from my new job on my first day. Why? Because I'm 19 and company policy says you have to be 21. But they can't ask how old you are. FML
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Top comments
tdub10 2
Can you say cougar. Haha
perdix 31
If you are so desperate, tell her she doesn't have to pull her hand away so fast. Let her fingers linger.
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Comments (160)
fearfulsymmetry 1
Half are these comments are ridiculously stupid. obviously he is not okay with the attention from his boss. So stop telling him to "get at that pussy." NOBODY should have deal with sexual harassment at work, men and women. This is such a double standard, it's disgusting. if a woman was posting this, people would be telling her to report it, not **** him. it is unwanted sexual attention.
XiaoWu 4
Thank you! This is one of shockingly few sensible posts on this thread.
JERZBornNRaised 7
ahhhhhh yeaaaaa cougarrr yaaaaaaaa, hey if she looks good in your opinion you should take it and get that raise ;) she might be milfin it who knows, or gilfin it lmao
LOLSWAT 0
let her do it. do anything she tells u and hints at. ull keep ur job and get raises regularly. plus u might get nookie. this is a win, not and fml.
Huevo_fml 0
Get the job. Then call human resources or whatnot. Talk about this issue. Get her fired... New Boss.. Might get lucky and get a hot attractive lady replacing the old one as the boss. You smack her in the butt. She calls human resources and talk about the issue. You get fired.
mandomandomando 3
so how is this an fml again? ;)
gixxer922 0
you gotta go down to go up
Oishi_fml 0
Well, thanks for setting up the basic math there slick.
KTMnutJOB 0
smack her back. in the ******. lol
wriptidez 0
ewww she a jerk
iltby 3
You can go to someone higher up with a sexual harassment case if it continues to happen.