Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
Today, my boss keeps pointing out similarities between his wife and me. I genuinely dislike her, and have feelings for him. FML
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I got to listen to my boss lecture me about professional dress and subtly insinuate that my being on the heavier side top-wise with all the men in the office could be a problem. I've worn turtle necks for the whole two months I've been working there. FML
Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML
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Top comments
MrSassypants 34
Head, shoulders, boobs and toes, boobs and toes!
davidpropert 32
Hoping your boss is a man ;)
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Comments (35)
hersheykisses511 18
Promotion?
davidpropert 32
Hoping your boss is a man ;)
hersheykisses511 18
I don't see how that's any better
Mynamewontfi 40
The mental image is a lot better if the boss is a man.
ThrottleJockey 36
Your definition of "better" is skewed.
KhaleesiDannie 26
The feeling of soft and awkward
MrSassypants 34
Head, shoulders, boobs and toes, boobs and toes!
dideldoodles 17
That happened to me before except it was a teacher, I feel your pain
Hoopachi 19
Whyyy the **** u Lyyin. Why u always lyyin. MmmMmMmM Ooo000oooOooMy God Stop ****** Lyyin
itslaelae 17
Oh. Maybe you should make it known that you have a personal space bubble that middle aged boobs aren't allowed to be in
tranced_ 45
cougar game strong ;)
inbogota 13
The same thing happens to me!!! I don't consider it a FML though, my boss's kinda hot, sort of a cougar. Thing is we don't live in the same city...
jerryj 27
Tell us more about your situation.
91hayek 31
What sort of job? This could get really interesting if you're a race car driver or quarterback or sniper or fighter pilot.
Adam_Power58 16
Not sure if complaining or boasting, I'll go with boasting, well done OP