Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, a coworker grabbed my ass for the third time. I went to my boss to complain about the sexual harassment. He told me to suck it up and enjoy the attention, and that it was my fault for having a huge, round ass. I think it's time for a new job. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, my male coworker, who is 15 years my senior, booped me on the nose. I'm 46 years-old. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML
Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I got fired from my new job on my first day. Why? Because I'm 19 and company policy says you have to be 21. But they can't ask how old you are. FML
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tdub10 2
Can you say cougar. Haha
perdix 31
If you are so desperate, tell her she doesn't have to pull her hand away so fast. Let her fingers linger.
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Comments (160)
bluemoongirl 4
then take it like a man
SquashedSpider7 0
Can you say promotion!!
Joui_fml 11
Either she's a cougar, or she meant it as more of a motherly thing. Either way, that's horrible.
JacksBBQ 2
Eat her till she cry. Call that whine and dine.
B0u_fml 18
Rawwr
Enzi_fml 21
******* double standards. Nobody should have to deal with that. Don't put up with that, OP, as much as you need the job!
droptableusers 7
Earn yourself a promotion then, work your ass off, or hers, should I say?
f_ourlives2013 7
Haha. Welcome to the new female-headed corporate world.
sly_raptor 1
Sounds like Peter and his boss at the brewery
JPattonD 6
I had this happen once except it was that slapped my 1st cousin on the ass at a wedding not knowing I was related to her.. Wait.. That wasn't like this at all.