Whatever
Ronkonkoma, United States
Childlike wonder
Today, my male coworker, who is 15 years my senior, booped me on the nose. I'm 46 years-old. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ajax, Canada
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Cougar
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Wraith
Holland Landing, Canada
Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Chris
United States
Today, I was in the elevator with my female coworker and a very attractive teen in front of us. My coworker reached out and grabbed the boobs of the teen in front of us, and blamed it on me. I got yelled at, kneed in the crotch, and punched in the face. My coworker couldn't stop laughing. FML
Anonymous
Yikes
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
nose hurts
Richmond, United States
Thanks a bunch
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
My eyes were on the prize
Hello there
Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML
mcd
Gloucester, United Kingdom
Rat Race
Today, at work, a man punched me in the face because he said I took his son's job. He meant both me and his son applied for the same job. He also asked to speak to my boss, because he thinks I "cheated." FML
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D J's MOM 17
you're old, not dead. lighten up.
Grizz8831 14
this just shows getting older doesn't mean growing up. most likely this was purely to be funny. if you are against it and not just surprised, I would talk to him. I find this really funny, but also don't like people getting in my space at work unless it is unavoidable, but even then my coworkers and I make those times very short. just how some people are.
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Grizz8831 14
this just shows getting older doesn't mean growing up. most likely this was purely to be funny. if you are against it and not just surprised, I would talk to him. I find this really funny, but also don't like people getting in my space at work unless it is unavoidable, but even then my coworkers and I make those times very short. just how some people are.
D J's MOM 17
you're old, not dead. lighten up.
RichardPencil 32
Your coworker is 61. I love practical math problems.