Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, the guy I've had a crush on came over to my house. My Dad came in to see how we we're doing, looks at me and says "Man... You've REALLY been puttin' on the pounds!", pokes me in the stomach a few times, and leaves. FML
Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML
Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML
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mintcar 10
Hahahaha, your dad is hilarious.
krushr 3
Time to start Skyping in your room. Unless he's into that kind of thing?
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Comments (188)
lakerfan8224 17
haha my dad would do the same :)
nerdsgetmehot 23
#1 My dad would, too. He actually already has, minus the stripping part.
tencentsakiss 19
Yea, I could see my dad doing that too.
quepasaguapo 10
Dad's in general like to embarrass their children it seems. My dad once put a burger king crown on and dragged me down the street while singing at top volume, "Its raining men!" I was mortified. Naturally that's not even the worst thing he's done. What did we do to them???
jazmixer 0
tell your dad that the guy you were chatting with was gay and wanted to know if he could get another showing.
RedPillSucks 33
@24 - this, of course, is the only proper and working response. *adds to note book*
Blue_Coconuts 7
My dad might not do that, but I used to do it to my roommate all the time. He would get so pissed.
Guenhwyvar1 0
Hells Yeah!!!!
USAF_girl 3
The fact that your dad would get half naked in front of his teenage daughter is pretty gross and disturbing!!
syedlink27 0
you put lambo doors on a Mazda? you shoulda spent that money on a better paint job
KingDingALing 9
If I was him then I would be laughing so much.
heyred 11
Your Dad is awesome!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
67: Only if you happen to think nudity is inherently dirty. Not every family or culture sees it as such.
to3_tag 0
my dad has walked out onto a hotel balcony (which overlooked the pool and had quite a few people out by the pool) completely bare ass naked and started stretching.... I was demoralized
pinkpillowz 0
your dad is awsomeeee
9010649 3
so much win XD
Elixa 0
your dad sounds awesome!
katieebug 0
you're dad is hilariousss. XD
BiggerThenUrs 0
haha your dad is awesome
chuchurocket 4
24 is hot and right
MegamiKaosu 28
you all think that's embarrassing?.... I have three dads who do this to me ALL THE TIME ;~;...
tatababe 1
I bet OPs crush liked what he saw
krushr 3
Time to start Skyping in your room. Unless he's into that kind of thing?
tencentsakiss 19
I saw it before it was moderated, and it originally said she was doing it in the living room because her parents didn't trust her. Otherwise, I would say the same thing.
CoolAsian 0
good man he is you shouldn't be dating online smart one
mintcar 10
Hahahaha, your dad is hilarious.
BelleElle_fml 5
Is your dad a FILF? ;)
0hSleeper 0
I thought the term was DilF? derp
BelleElle_fml 0
Not even close.
pizzaboy031 0
What exactly make these girls *****? moron
DWilliamson 7
He must be one of those faggots who can't get a girl even if his life depended on it. He must think that anyone who take self shots are automatically *****. a pretty dumb stereotype. its funny because most faggots like him claim to be "nice guys" in real life but when they see anyone who take self shots, they automatically call them ***** even if he dont know them.
Sparx1_1 16
Most people who use the word ****** and gay all the time usually end up coming out of the closet. Why don't you just save yourself and everyone else the trouble and get it over with so we won't have to hear you internalized homophobic crap ok?
BelleElle_fml 5
59- :O Do you take the skin off of chicken?
serb77 0
stfu ******, saying ****** doesnt mean ur gay, since you dont say it and ur obviously gay
Sparx1_1 16
Gawd closet cases everywhere today.
Alesana_Love 0
I have to agree. A lot of homophobic people are in the closet. I was once that way.
DWilliamson 7
dumbasses of the day awards go to serb and sparx. congratz, fucktards :)
Sparx1_1 16
You need to go stand with the rest of the closet cases DW. But hey, at least fucktard is more generic and less damaging than ****** so you can be proud that you've evolved a little today.
DWilliamson 7
yep. that would be the case IF i was questioning tommys sexuality. all i did was just call him a fagio. lol, why so butthurt? sorry if i offended you, ya gay wad. ill promise to call him a moron next time, as you, my good sir, is a cocksucking ******.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Can everyone just stop calling each other derogatory names? Sheesh. Let's all chill out...
KiddNYC1O 22
LMFAO^
MyFirstKiss 0
im too open minded to be homophobic:)
tencentsakiss 19
that picture is fantastic :D
stronghand0331 17
I hope he only saw the underwear and nothing below
RedPillSucks 33
I think he saw the knees too.
stronghand0331 17
Anything but the knees! I meant beneath the skivvies ;) hopefully nothing popped out
TeaLover_fml 0
You mean the legs?
Poepiepiesie 3
How you mean below underwear, like anything hanging around. Or scary men legs?
Ibogaine 0
Maybe its your dads crush also? You should have danced with him.
Loviinqx3 0
I laughed so hard at this!
Ibogaine 0
I feel as if that is the only thing you can do in op's situation.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Meh. Everyone with parents has been embarrassed by them at some point in time. If your crush would hold your dad's happy dance against you, he's not worth liking.
tencentsakiss 19
Maybe your crush is bi and enjoyed it?
mrahhhhh 21
Is your dad Chris Pontius? And is he a Jackass?
BlackMoon_fml 9
Lmao. I love your dad! But don't be surprised if you see your crush walking out of your father's room at 2:30 in the morning. ;)