Today, at the DMV, I was told to push my forehead against a vision testing device on the counter to activate a blinking light. When nothing happened, the employee started yelling for me to push harder. I tried again, only to knock the whole thing into her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the DMV to get my license. I almost ran over my evaluator as he was walking to get in the car. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML
Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML
Today, I rolled over a curb and bent one of the signs that read "Please Park Here After Your Road Test," at the DMV, because my foot slipped off the brake just before I put the car in park, which would've ended my Test. The first words out of the examiner's mouth were, "Well you would've passed." FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of, "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Today, at a local mini mart, I tried several times to open a door that clearly said "PUSH" by pulling it, much to the amusement to the customers and staff inside. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
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InsertGirder 6
She deserved it, someway...
iAmScrubs 19
She'd be a great person in the delivery room. "Push harder, push harder!!" And then the baby comes flying out 800 miles per hour knocking her over.
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Comments (92)
InsertGirder 6
She deserved it, someway...
Iamnotmyself 17
Lol, that girl owned herself! She should consider being less stupid
worldcupcheer17 0
that's what that bitch deserves. (:
GreenMaze 0
Are you megamind?
imacreeper 3
damn, if you were pushing that hard F both of your lives! sounds painful.
flockz 20
i bet she didnt see that coming.
AbuelaGrande 0
Pero que cosa mas Feo! Ay, gracias as Dios que yo estava en mi cocina cocienado cuando esto paso. Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay! El Dios is bien.
Ronnie_loves_you 11
47, you're an idiot. Comprendes lo que te estoy disciendo?
NuTrees 9
lmao that's what she gets
wintamint101 7
dumbass the dmv is closed on sundays
boyguydudemalema 0
you should've asked her if it was plugged in.
Andrew1122 0
obviously she was screwing with your mind hahahaha
ifailplzinsultme 0
I hope you didn't mind me getting a good laugh out of that. FYL
blackberry90210 0
thats what your gf said about your ****
TheFinestWannabe 3
what girlfriend?
lamAzn 0
you're not the only one who laughed
lamAzn 0
you're not the only one who laughed
TheKingOfHearts 19
your not the only one who laughed
pman590 8
take that!!
lilmisslovely13 15
lol exactly what i was thinking :)
zoomdoom 0
should have said "that's what she said" and they would get lost
skizzlerz 0
haha what, did she think you were in labor? Jeez what a bitch. She didn't need to flip out about it.
YacL 15
Silly employees, they thought they were doctors and you were giving birth.
ZoZo17_fml 0
take his car keys and leave the two of them.
ZoZo17_fml 0
oops. wrong post.. fml.
iAmScrubs 19
She'd be a great person in the delivery room. "Push harder, push harder!!" And then the baby comes flying out 800 miles per hour knocking her over.
blackberry90210 0
haa yeh, that would be hilaaarious, so god damn funny!! ha haha yeh.. if this was a cartoon. -_-
iAmScrubs 19
oh, hey look. It's the guy who was trying to tell me how I should comment on FML. You're a really funny guy Blackberry90210. I got you a spot as a stand up comedian on David Letterman. Just kidding, you aren't funny at all.
blackberry90210 0
chill out
iAmScrubs 19
I have nothing against you bro. You seem like a cool guy, but why do you always have negative things to say about my comments?
YacL 15
Scrubs, we all know one thing. Haters guna hate.
perdix 31
You ought to ask her out on a date. Surely, she's impressed by how well you take orders.
ZoZo17_fml 0
maybe if she becomes a daycare person one day. she is pushing someone on the swings, the kid says, "push harder" and she gets kicked in the face..