Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, a coworker grabbed my ass for the third time. I went to my boss to complain about the sexual harassment. He told me to suck it up and enjoy the attention, and that it was my fault for having a huge, round ass. I think it's time for a new job. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, my male coworker, who is 15 years my senior, booped me on the nose. I'm 46 years-old. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML
Today, I realized that I know, all too well, what it feels like to have my over-middle-age boss's boob on my shoulder. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I got fired from my new job on my first day. Why? Because I'm 19 and company policy says you have to be 21. But they can't ask how old you are. FML
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Top comments
tdub10 2
Can you say cougar. Haha
perdix 31
If you are so desperate, tell her she doesn't have to pull her hand away so fast. Let her fingers linger.
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Comments (160)
MaJiN_fml 2
some women are like wine
Lennsik 4
And some are like milk. Leave it for a while and soon it'll be all mushy on the top with some weird, discolored fluid coming out of it.
DocBastard 40
I'm ashamed and disgusted at myself for laughing at this.
RedPillSucks 33
sigh!!! I confess. I laughed, then I had to spank my self for laughing.... ... Still spanking!
underaegis 0
religons change; beer and wine remain
mccarthythug 0
Looks like you're not the only desperate one...
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Same advice should be applied as for a woman. Then there are cretins like
plix 0
and hey, there's an FML in Intimacy section that begins with the very same sentence as this one, published the very same day. Weird.
IntoTheNothing 0
Hmm.. Interesting..
JohnBoyFsYL 10
The Friends? You retard.
agblud 2
cougar! :P
bernzz 0
she could be very ugly...
perdix 31
Give her The Shocker and you'll be HER boss! ;)
McMan 23
Third comment Perdix going for a record I see and how did you have so many jokes for this on the spot :P
RedPillSucks 33
Experience.
bennn89 5
if the shocker don't rock her, Spock her.
Action_Bastard 0
Well just smack her in the face...with your love muscle.
Xquisite1 28
It's funny that if the OPwas a feale andthe boss a male....then all of the comments would be so totaalltdifferent. No employee should have to deal with unwanted sexual advances.
aback 5
What kind of sexual harassment laws do you have in Canada? If they're any good, start documenting that shit.
Yanni_S 0
Smack her ass back!!
volleyballchick9_fml 0
does that mean u ****** her