Today, my boss made me some tortellini for lunch. As I was happily eating it, he started to give me a massage, while talking to his friends in Greek. He told me that he said "She's my #1 cashier." Turns out, what he really said was "See, if you feed them well, they let you touch them." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, on my first day of work, my new boss treated me to lunch. Thinking she was really nice, I thanked her for the treat. She fixed me with a cold, unsmiling stare and said, "Oh, don't thank me. I'm being paid to do this." FML
Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man like you, I wouldn't need this." She then gave me her number. FML
Today, I was called into my first day of work as a cashier. Not even 30 minutes into training, my boss had already "accidentally" touched my ass 7 times. FML
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
Today, my boss told me he was going to start taking money out of my pay, because his wife makes us lunch. I work for my dad, and he wants to start charging me because my mom makes me a sandwich. FML
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immafiremylaser 0
Why were you not put off by the initial fact that your boss was giving you a massage? And how did you find out? Did his friends tell you? Do you speak Greek, OP?
pandemic_fml 0
Well, OP, apparently he wasn't lying, since you let him do it. I would never let any of my bosses touch me like that. It's not like you can claim sexual harassment, considering it seemed like you enjoyed it until you realized he knew the true way into your little shell.
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Comments (163)
Flamp1 0
so typical of Greek people, I would know as I have lived there for 10 years
Roxanna1029 14
Wow, great comment. So you're saying that being creepy is typical of all us Greeks? -_-
staciieee_x3 0
creeeeeeeeep.
wan2knowu 3
nice pic.
choosemusic 0
um, what the hell were you getting a massage from your boss for anyway?
ariel_21pr 0
LMFAO!!! What a creeper!
Eddie_Paints 0
You know you're doing him!!
ladyprime 0
haha am so with u on this y else would she let him touch her like that anyway op ydi
LtBrenton 16
ahaha... einai prwtos XD
NP1000 0
Esai ellinas?
arb1513 0
that's a little, I mean a lot, creepy
LtBrenton 16
Guys, guys. I live in Greece, on one of the more laid back (read: crazy) islands. I can say from experience OP's boss was having a joke with his friends. A particularly awesome one too XD, sounds like the sort of thing...yeah, most of my friends would pull :P There's nothing seriously creepy/sexual behind it, I'm gonna call 'culture difference' on this :P
Tripout 0
-_- ok now YOU'RE creepy >:D
Angi95 3
must be a foreign thing. cause of my boss or well any guy frankly said " if you feed them they let you touch them" yeah I'd have to say creeper on that one. free tortoleni I'll take back massage I'll pass lol
Deemon_Cat 0
That was eerily awesome.
dudefromnyc 0
ydi for letting the boss touch you.....,