Today, I forgot about the second half of a really important job interview. Guess I'll just drop out because now I can't afford college. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I can't attend an interview for a great job because I have an exam. An exam I need to pass in order to have a great job like the one I'm missing the interview for. FML
Today, after dropping a class for the first time ever in college in order to focus on raising my grades, I failed the test that I dropped another course to study for. By not finishing on time. After 3 days of studying. FML
Today, I learned I'm getting kicked out of the house for NOT dropping out of college. FML
Today, I got a call from a job I had applied for. Everything went great until I realized I had applied to the wrong location, across town. I'm so broke, I went to the interview anyway. It will cost me more to pay for the gas to drive there to work, than what I will actually make. FML
Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML
Today, I got called for a job interview. I didn't catch where it was, and in my excitement I forgot to ask. I now have no idea where I'm being interviewed. FML
Today, I had my last assessment for my university degree in the form of an interview at 11am. Without doing this interview, I can't graduate. The interviewer was a no show. FML
Today, I found out that I didn't get a job I really wanted, despite doing well on third round interviews (3 hours with 6 people), and having a good connection with the person I would've reported to. Now I'm upset and dropping the ball on emailing interviewers for the other good leads I have. FML
Today, because I had to leave the country without notice and didn't have reception to notify my college, I have been irreversibly dropped from all my classes without a refund and will have to reapply for January. FML
Today, I went to an important job interview. I was really anxious but tried to soldier on anyway. When I was called in, my nerves got so bad that I reverted to speaking my second language. Not first, second. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the job. FML
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RichardPencil 32
It's too bad you didn't get to take Remembering Appointments 301. It's a Junior-level course that teaches you how to remember appointments. The syllabus is: 1. Write shit down 2. Look at the shit you wrote down every day. It's a hard course. This is the main reason people who don't go to college have such a hard time getting work.
joseph_rod_05 14
that’s on you dawg
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RichardPencil 32
It's too bad you didn't get to take Remembering Appointments 301. It's a Junior-level course that teaches you how to remember appointments. The syllabus is: 1. Write shit down 2. Look at the shit you wrote down every day. It's a hard course. This is the main reason people who don't go to college have such a hard time getting work.
mccuish 25
I aced that course
joseph_rod_05 14
that’s on you dawg
D J's MOM 17
just lay off the booze. it's amazing what that shit makes you forget.