Liz
Torrance, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Alexa, play "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy
Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
fired
Millis, United States
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
faeliality
United States
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Disrespectful
🌶️ Spicy
Respect, my foot
Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML
pey
🌶️ Spicy
Revelations
Today, my boss told me I had to fire my co-worker. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to lose my job. I told my co-worker that the boss said we had to let him go. He told me that he had sex with my wife. My wife didn't deny it. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Dodgy reaction
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of five years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes three weeks ago. FML
jobless
Fort Collins, United States
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Top comments
nzhx 23
That's 100% illegal and not okay, he can't fire you without just cause. Bring it up to HR as soon as possible
TymeToTry_fml 11
Fire him from the bedroom!
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Comments (99)
Paridote 6
you know you can sue for that right?
pancakessdsjsn 17
That's so wrong. Once he realizes how you'll have to explain to everyone why you lost your job, he'll see what an idiotic choice he made.
BellaJewel 6
Men are stupid smh
TMO2142 25
sue him, thats rediculous
SirPidles 7
I thought that you sign a waiver saying they can fire you without any reason.
barista143 5
Sue his ass. That's f**ked
Grisha_fml 18
what's wrong with all you people saying to bring it to the HR?! Just give him a ******** and you're rehired with a raise! ;)
withmeall 3
**** HR. Sue him for sexual harassment and loss of wages, and then file for divorce and unemployment. Your body is NOT his by right and he is NOT allowed to lord your job over you as BLACKMAIL.
barakaflakaflame 7
I heard of this thing called conflict of interest, this might be that
kwsunshine 5
Wow, what a douche. I wouldn't be sleeping with him at all anymore. I'd also be consulting with a lawyer.