Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of five years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes three weeks ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, my boss fired me because I look like her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand for myself and confronted my coworker of writing things up in my name for herself, and it getting deducted from my check. So she went to the manager and accused me of sexual harassment. FML
Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
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Top comments
slkeithh 14
You hurt his little man-feelings, OP. He wanted you to be HIS friend outside of work.
TxKitten79 10
uh, no. Go talk to HR. He can't fire you for being friends with someone.
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Comments (10)
RichardPencil 32
They were probably “comfortable shoes” which is a sure sign that you’re a lesbian, too. Too bad the law doesn’t protect you.
slkeithh 14
You hurt his little man-feelings, OP. He wanted you to be HIS friend outside of work.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
you should have immediately called HR
Charlie Given 28
Go get a lawyer they're going to love this it's sexism and gay bashing sue the shit out of them
Aphrodite 20
Your boss is going through a mid-life crisis. Be a little more sensitive.
Nhayaa 21
Everytime someone is fired I see you all respond them to get a lawyer. Don't you have any work rights? Or work inspectors? In France if you want to fire someone or quit your job you have to fill some papers explaining why, then some inspectors check if the reasons are fair and if they're not, you're in trouble.
TxKitten79 10
uh, no. Go talk to HR. He can't fire you for being friends with someone.
zuckerburg 21
Aw poor baby. And there's nothing you can do it except whine online? Shame. I hope you find a job soon, just remember to wear the right shoes and never to make any friends ok?
Samanta Rollyngtonh 6
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