Liz
Torrance, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Alexa, play "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy
Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
fired
Millis, United States
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
faeliality
United States
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Disrespectful
🌶️ Spicy
Respect, my foot
Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML
pey
🌶️ Spicy
Revelations
Today, my boss told me I had to fire my co-worker. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to lose my job. I told my co-worker that the boss said we had to let him go. He told me that he had sex with my wife. My wife didn't deny it. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Dodgy reaction
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of five years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes three weeks ago. FML
jobless
Fort Collins, United States
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Top comments
nzhx 23
That's 100% illegal and not okay, he can't fire you without just cause. Bring it up to HR as soon as possible
TymeToTry_fml 11
Fire him from the bedroom!
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Comments (99)
ladyLALAA 29
This is why God created blow jobs
VanillaButterfly 14
Or the right to say no. OP shouldn't have to do anything she doesn't want to.
D3ath0f5ilence 7
If he's willing to do that just because he didn't get laid, then he doesn't deserve you as an employee/wife (assuming you're a woman). You should look for a new job and file for divorce. If you know anyone who will support you until you find a job, move in with them for now. Show him the consequences of being an asshole.
Etweens96 25
File for a divorce. Willing to fire you cause you weren't in the mood is not cool.
cmadrg12 1
You could literally sue him and have him arrested.
allplayedout 20
That's not only an illegal abuse of power over an employee, it's also disgusting behavior from a husband to blackmail his spouse into sex. Really says a lot about who he is as a person. Good luck OP. Honestly, this is worse than plenty of the divorce stories I've heard working in legal. I'd start saving for a lawyer now, for multiple reasons.
trashofthething 7
That is literally 100% illegal, you can sue him and the company. Get a good lawyer, you might need him for a divorce too!
NYGiants1925 22
Divorce him now.
Jetix7402 22
Fire him to the couch
Tyrez 32
And people wonder why it's bad to date a coworker let alone your boss. Tsk tsk.
Blissment 12
I wouldn't take all these youngsters advice on marriage. you and him must appease each other without seeming like it's not willing. that's how passion is kept throughout the relationship, one reason why marriages fail so often is because people feel like they should get their way all the time. it's not all about you and likewise with him. I doubt he did it because this is the first time or because you have a very vibrant sex life. I don't mean to sound like a personal stab.
Setareh23 34
Whether or not she hasn't "appeased him" any time recently, doesn't change the fact that what he did (firing someone for saying no to sex) is completely illegal. Also, I believe trying to threaten and coerce someone into having sex against their will (which as someone else said can be considered a form of rape) is much more likely to cause a marriage to fail. I agree that sex is an important part of relationships, but a problem like that would be solved by discussion or therapy, not threats. And if they've already tried working on it but still the only thing that will get their partner to sleep with them is if they threaten them, then I've got some bad news for them...