Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML
Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML
Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
If you "loved" him, then you shoudl've told him. (Although I doubt it was love, I'm thinking it was more of an ongoing crush) "Today, the guy I 'love' got back together with his ex because I didn't tell him how I feel. FML" Your life is not ******.
FerrariCake 2
This guy wasn't stupid. He knew what he wanted and he got it. "Stupid" would be spending a lot of time and effort to plan a party, inviting someone who you think is the "love of your life", and just hoping that he'll fall madly in love with you for no particular reason. In other words, stupid is believing that fairy tales are documentaries.
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namezox 0
date his brother... if he has one.
youreanidiot 0
what a boring FML PS he's not the "love of your life", you're an over emotional obnoxious 16 year old who needs to grow the **** up
Philosophic 0
Wait... so you're trying to tell me people come with dates now? Like.. "March 8th"? You lost me... but anyways.. what's his brother's date? I bet it's on a Tuesday!
mydgmax 0
don't throw parties on new years -.- everyone is busy that day
videokid2000 10
Everyone is busying PARTYING!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P
jamila123 5
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Guys are so stupid....
powersmoke 0
You are stupid for misinterpreting her situation. LOL!
FerrariCake 2
This guy wasn't stupid. He knew what he wanted and he got it. "Stupid" would be spending a lot of time and effort to plan a party, inviting someone who you think is the "love of your life", and just hoping that he'll fall madly in love with you for no particular reason. In other words, stupid is believing that fairy tales are documentaries.
vesperl 0
^ win.
Anteezy 7
How does this make guys look stupid? If anything the OP fails when only 3 people, which is really really sad, come to her party and she claims that the guy is the love of her life while it's pretty obvious she never even made her feelings clear. The OP is stupid.
ajaysallthat 0
No. 21 has it pegged
JassyJas 2
I'm so sorry, that really sucks, guys are stupid
fancyclown 9
Is that the only form of consolement girls offer?
allmidnighteyes 11
If you "loved" him, then you shoudl've told him. (Although I doubt it was love, I'm thinking it was more of an ongoing crush) "Today, the guy I 'love' got back together with his ex because I didn't tell him how I feel. FML" Your life is not ******.
Icarus3 0
Does he even KNOW that he's the "love of your life"? Or are you just a self-absorbed melodramatic girl with a crush? You probably think that Twilight is the epitome of romance, too. YDI.
alexandraa_fml 0
Word.
howsentimental 0
Well said.
RavenXRampage 1
I concur.
sharon_ellj 0
Oh gosh, the love of your life? Wow that must suck... A lot. But dude, stop being one of those girls who wait and wait for the guy that their in love with to wake up. And then whaddya know? They're 50, heartbroken, single and childless. Move ON please!
ZleveL 0
"the love of her life" in this case is probably a month and since she's probably a 14 year old twilight loving freak (as stated somewhere above) she thinks that a loving relationship can occur in one night
claudia19801811 14
Not many 14y/o throw parties...
kerrygirl 13
i just find it odd that you'd invite his ex to the party if u were trying to get with him!
TheTragicReturn 0
Exactly what I was thinking. Possible scenario: "Today I attended my friend's party. There, she hooked up with my ex right in front of me, just like she planned. FML."
Zahoor 0
firsttt! and y did u invite his ex in the first place?.. ydi
peace7love2FML 0
haha fail. your 9th and OP, wow. how ironic is this?! FYL. guys she has no control over whether the dog chokes and dies or not.
peace7love2FML 0
wow I posted that on the wrong fml
ferdte 0
buy some friends ;)
dangletsbang21 0
yeah why would you invite his ex, honestly hun I would just move on :/