Liz
Torrance, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Alexa, play "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy
Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
fired
Millis, United States
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
faeliality
United States
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Disrespectful
🌶️ Spicy
Respect, my foot
Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML
pey
🌶️ Spicy
Revelations
Today, my boss told me I had to fire my co-worker. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to lose my job. I told my co-worker that the boss said we had to let him go. He told me that he had sex with my wife. My wife didn't deny it. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Dodgy reaction
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of five years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes three weeks ago. FML
jobless
Fort Collins, United States
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Top comments
nzhx 23
That's 100% illegal and not okay, he can't fire you without just cause. Bring it up to HR as soon as possible
TymeToTry_fml 11
Fire him from the bedroom!
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Comments (99)
samwilliams800 28
Serve him with wrongful termination lawsuit/divorce papers.
ashyash90 8
that's very illegal so no he didn't unless he too wants to lose his job, report him!
justsayingbeach 15
That's ok he'll hire you this afternoon for a BJ!
corky1992 33
That's not legal..
waleedma 18
This is a mess this is a conflict of interest to start with !!!!!
Mohamedegypt 13
I feel like it could be he's firing her out of fun. like if I'm just messing with my wife I be like "you know what, your fired you didn't give me some! " more like a joke/prank. I'm probably gonna get down voted for this oh well.
thenetflox 4
Because for one jokes usually involve a punchline or , I don't know, humour? And two if it was just a joke she wouldn't have made an FML about it. Common sense.
KaylaTackett 18
Wow what an asshole!
Big_Poppa12 12
Lmaoo you gon learn today
rogerover 19
I think you might be able to get your job back. Might need to sleep with the boss. Only you can decide if it's worth it.
interesting33 37
Not worth it. That is abusive and controlling behaviour on his part, sexual harassment and attempted rape and as GhostFox said, taking away her income and connections. It is disgusting.
mattrd_fml 31
just because he's your husband doesn't make this okay. it was sexual harassment and you can and should sue.